Avengers x OC Oneshots

Incorrect quotes stuff

Loki: Are they stupid?
Clint: Yes, but they prefer to be called Tony.

Or

Tony: Are they stupid?
Bruce: Yes, but they prefer to be called Quin.

——

Bucky: Where is everyone?
Peter: Quin had a nervous collapse, Pietro is looking after them, Sam is trying to kill Loki, so I'm in charge.
Bucky: Oh my god!
Peter: I know, right?

Or

Quin: Where is everyone?
Peter: Wanda had a nervous collapse, Tony is looking after them, Loki is trying to kill Thor, so I'm in charge.
Quin: Oh my god!
Peter: I know, right?

——

Bucky: *clicks pen*
Quin: *clicks pen in response*
Wanda: Stop that.
Bucky: Stop what?
Wanda: You're talking about me in Morse code!
Bucky: Yes, that's what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!
*later*
Quin, to Sam: That's actually exactly what we were doing.

Or

Bruce: *clicks pen*
Quin: *clicks pen in response*
Pietro: Stop that.
Bruce: Stop what?
Pietro: You're talking about me in Morse code!
Bruce: Yes, that's what we doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out!
*later*
Quin, to Loki: That's actually exactly what we were doing.

——

Quin: Clint, you're my best friend.
Clint: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.
Clint: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

Or

Peter: Quin, you're my best friend.
Quin: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.
Quin: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

——

Thor: How the hell are you still alive?
Quin: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.

Or

Bruce: How the hell are you still alive?
Tony: Honestly, I'm just as confused as you are.

——

Peter: Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.

Or

Pietro: Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.

Or

Quin: Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.

——

Quin: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Quin: Not you Bruce. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

Or

Tony: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Tony: Not you Peter. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

——

Pietro: Quin, do you love me?
Quin: Of course I do!
Pietro: Would you still love me if I did something bad?
Quin: Well, of course I... would...
Pietro: I mean something really, really—
Quin: Pietro, what did you do?

Or

Quin: Steve, do you love me?
Steve: Of course I do!
Quin: Would you still love me if I did something bad?
Steve: Well, of course I... would...
Quin: I mean something really, really—
Steve: Quin, what did you do?

——

Quin, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Bucky: *half asleep* Quin, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it's for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.

Or

Clint, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?
Tony: *half asleep* Clint, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it's for *gestures vaguely to themself* the Queen.

——

Vision: It's funny how well you and Bucky get along. Didn't they hate you at first?
Peter: Bucky hates everybody at first. It's their way of reaching out to people.

Or

Wanda: It's funny how well you and Quin get along. Didn't they hate you at first?
Vision: Quin hates everybody at first. It's their way of reaching out to people.

——

Quin: Who the fuck-
Steve: Language!
Quin: Whom the fuck-
Steve: No.

Or

Peter: Who the fuck-
Quin: Language!
Peter: Whom the fuck-
Quin: No.

——

Pietro, digging their grave: Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too?

Or

Quin, digging their grave: Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too?

——

Peter: Tony is playing hard to get.
Peter: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

(Non romantic way)

Or

Quin: Bucky is playing hard to get.
Quin: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

——

Thor: What are amphetamines?
Quin: Drugs that can go on land and water.
Thor: Ohhhh.

Or

Quin: What are amphetamines?
Bucky: Drugs that can go on land and water.
Quin: Ohhhh.

——

Quin: What's up? I'm back.
Steve: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead
Quin: Death is a social construct.

Or

Loki: What's up? I'm back.
Thor: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead
Loki: Death is a social construct.

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