It's like the middle of the night why did I only get the urge to write goofy silly stuff NOW??
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Drew: When did you become a hero?
Hailey: Um... the moment I saved you from getting killed.
Drew: You're the last person on earth I wanted to rescue me.
Hailey: Well... sucks to be you, don't it.
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Milly: Ah shit, I forgot.
Zander: Forgot what?
Milly: How do you expect me to answer that?
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Luke: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Zander: No.
Milly: No.
Luke: Didn't think so.
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Hailey: You can't have a gun on stage!
Zander: WRONG AGAIN! I can have a gun, and I must have a gun, that's the rule of Chekhov's Gun: have a gun. And now that it's been seen, I will have to shoot someone before the end of the play.
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Zander: I hate Jake.
Hailey: "Hate' is a strong word.
Zander: I have strong opinions.
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Drew: I truly hate it here <3
Henry: Now replace "it" with "women". Not so funny now, is it?
Jake: Now replace "it" with "women". Not so funny now, is women?
Liam: Now replace "funny" with "women". Not so women now, is funny?
Zander: I'm having a fucking stroke.
Jake: Now replace "stroke" with "baby". Congratulations!
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Hailey: Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
Sean: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
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Liam, on the phone: I better go...kay, call me later... byeeee!
Drew: Friend of Yours?
Liam: Nope, wrong number.
Drew: ???
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Jake, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I'd like to thank Zander, the love of my life, for telling me Hailey was going to win so don't bother to prepare a speech.
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Sean: What do you guys do when you're stressed?
Luke: Try and calm myself down!
Zander: Sleep.
Milly: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out.
Jake: I don't.
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Zander, confused and exasperated: Luke, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?
Luke: Politely.
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Hailey: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours!
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Tmf/the music freaks stuff
FanfictionJust TMF / The Music Freaks stuff. Will include ship ratings, headcannons, incorrect quotes, and maybe some oneshots if I feel like it. Requests OPEN (within reason)
