Hero vs Villain dialogue
Hero: "Why?"
Villain: "Huh?"
H: "Why are you doing this? What happened to make you so cruel and twisted?"
V: "My beloved cat died when I was four."
A pause.
H: "And?"
V: "What?"
H: "Wait... that's it?"
V: "And my darling dog got put down when I was seven."
H: "Well I guess that explains you dotted your i's with paw prints on the whiteboard."
V: "which whiteboard?"
H: "the one with 'achieve immortality' on it?"
V: "Oh. Right. I mean, the immortality is an exaggeration you know."
H: "Huh?"
V: "Yeah, I just want animals to live the same time as humans. Nature is cruel in letting us having and losing so many animals in our lifetime. I can't go through that loss anymore."
H *sits down and cradles their head in their hands*: "Okay wait this is a lot to take in. All this time... wow. So you haven't been kidnapping innocent scientists and trying to force them to create the formula to immortility for your own selfish gain?"
V: "Nope."
H: "I'm... not sure what to do with this information. This is new for me."
V: "that's rough buddy. Now leave me alone, my social battery is done for the day and I'm this close to using your confusion to my advantage and actually beating you once and for all, and locking you up."
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