drabbles | bts (discont)

cranky members and sunny mornings

"excuse me, but i did not allow you to take my cupcake from me and eat it in front of my face." taehyung muttered at yoongi, munching on the cup cake he had allegedly stolen. yoongi rolled his eyes and walked away from taehyung, to which taehyung came running after him.

"give it back!" taehyung shouted, tackling yoongi onto the ground and pinning him down. yoongi squirmed from underneath taehyung, swallowed the cupcake, and gasped, "fuck you! i already ate it," he said as he stuck out his tongue.

taehyung roared like his mom had died, and rolled onto the ground beside yoongi getting into a fetal position.

"bastard, i thought you cared." he cried dramatically, "how could you?"

"taehyung, why don't you shut up?!" namjoon screamed from the bathroom, he just wanted to fucking pee and get this morning over with. he was sore all over from the excessive dance practice from last night and they finally had a day off. namjoon walked out of the bathroom pulling up is pants, and stood in front of the pained taehyung.

"what?" taehyung said. namjoon glared at taehyung and knelt down, flicking his forehead.

taehyung stared at namjoon shocked and bewildered, then bit namjoon's toe. namjoon's eyes widened and he ran flailing his hands around the dorm in pain, screeching loudly before he ran into a wall. seokjin saw namjoon's body laying there lifelessly in front of his and yoongi's room.

"oh my god, what kind of idiot are you?" seokjin said, quickly dragging namjoon's heavy body into his and jungkook's room.

as he quirked open the door, jungkook laid in his bed sleeping. seokjin cringed and shut his eyes tighter than jimin could with his ass. the room was filled with the loud sound of hard rock music, more like: protect my ears they are bleeding uncontrollably and its jungkook's fault. seokjin heaved namjoon onto his bed and sighed, wiping his forehead of sweat. seokjin turned off jungkook's horrible music, and left.

seokjin wished the rest of the morning would be normal. he walked towards the kitchen to finally start cooking breakfast for the rest of the members. before he could even sigh peacefully, he saw hoseok run across the dorm naked, and taehyung running after him gripping what seemed like a nurse costume. seokjin knew his eyeballs legitimately turned white and jumped out of his eye sockets.

then, another loud screech came from seokjin's and yoongi's room, it sounded like jungkook, and he didn't know why he was screaming from their room, but it better be good. seokjin inhaled and exhaled trying to calm himself of the burning anger that was lit up at the back of his throat. as if the morning couldn't get weirder.

"jungkook, if you have nothing good to say please, please-" seokjin started before he stood there frozen as a statue, seeing a shirtless jimin in yoongi's bed. beside him was a trembling jungkook looking at seokjin with puppy eyes.

"seokjin hyung!" jungkook cried, seokjin wanted to scream too, but since he is the eldest hyung he had to keep calm.

"jungkook, i thought you were sleeping." seokjin said, patting jungkook's back comfortingly.

"i woke up a few minutes ago." he mumbled, "and i realized my underwear was gone, so i-"

"okay." seokjin cut jungkook off. "but why are you screaming because jimin is naked in yoongi's bed? couldn't you have nudged my shoulder and told me something was wrong?"

before jungkook could answer, yoongi came running into the room quickly putting a blanket over jimin. his eyes darted between jungkook and seokjin who were confused as hell, and yoongi put on the most unconvincing smile to ever exist on this god forsaken planet.