drabbles | bts (discont)

The Return of Superman

the title has nothing to do with the actual story (except the baby factor) LOL

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it had been seokjin and namjoon's lifelong dream to have a child, but of course seokjin couldn't just give birth to a kid, because he was a man, and he had a dick, not a vagina. and honestly dickbirth would be horrible, so would assbirth. seokjin shivers at that whenever he thinks of it. but namjoon would definitely have no problem with it because he wasn't the one giving birth, like, both of them could probably. namjoon was quick to brush of that thought of him giving birth. just, no.

so they adopted a little toddler.

she was just a year old, an orphan. seokjin fell in love with her the day he laid his eyes on her pretty, and delicate face. namjoon couldn't tell seokjin no because he was shining so brightly with the baby in his arms, and he just fitted that image so well. namjoon could swear he could see angels playing trumpets behind seokjin.

and they named her hyejin, because hyejin was seokjin's favorite character in a drama he was watching. kim hyejin.

they've had hyejin for 3 years now, and she's four years old, as curious as ever. hyejin is always active and seokjin feels like a soccer dad kind of because she's always begging her daddy to play ball with her, a term she learned when she met uncle yoongi (seokjin had never face palmed so hard in his life).

namjoon, seokjin, and hyejin spend their days like any normal family. and namjoon especially loves those little moments between the three of them, when they were watching a movie and hyejin fell asleep in seokjin's arms, and seokjin in namjoon's. namjoon felt like the world had stopped for a moment because he was surrounded with the most beautiful people he's ever seen in his life.

and on a normal day with the kim's, they spend their dinner answering hyejin's many, many questions.

"daddy, how are babies made?" she asks them.

seokjin almost spits out his peanut-butter-jelly sandwhich because hell, how is he gonna tell her the truth and be as PG as possible? seokjin just can't tell her parents have sexual intercourse to make a baby - she's freaking four years old, how is she even gonna grasp that concept?

"well, when two people are in love..." seokjin starts, but is quickly trailed off of his words. i mean, it doesn't always have to be two...there's people who are polymory, so yeah, there's that. "i mean, when people love each other they -" and his brain just stops completely. he doesn't know what to say. hyejin is looking at him with extreme anticipation, waiting so fervently as she waits for seokjin to continue.

"babies come from - uh," seokjin stutters. "well - i guess you could say -" but his words are cut off because namjoon decides to open his goddamn mouth.

"they come from Amazon if you and someone you love sell part of your soul. and maybe Jesus if you ask him really, really hard. but mostly Amazon." namjoon replies, and seokjin can't help his jaw fall open. this is fucking ridiculous, he thinks, but hyejin is looking at namjoon like she won ten thousand dollars and wow - good damn job kim namjoon. you done well.

"wow! really?" hyejin says excitedly, and namjoon nods nonchalantly, seokjin smiling at her sweetly. "so daddy and dad sold part of their souls for me?" seokjin smiles again, but more meekly.

"i guess you could say that." seokjin laughs, grabbing hold of namjoon's hand and gripping it tightly. namjoon nods to her, "yep. but it's worth it because we got you." he tells hyejin, and she smiles even wider than she did before.

it's moments like this that namjoon loves, no matter how weird, he loves them. and sometimes he wishes he could stay like this forever with seokjin - and he's sure he'll watch hyejin grow old, go to high-school, to collage, finding someone she loves - all that. namjoon can only treasure the sweet smiles he gets from seokjin and hyejin, and that's all that makes him so, so incredibly happy.

they spend the rest of the night watching namjoon's favorite show, and when hyejin's eyes start to drop, they place her gently in bed and tuck her in. seokjin's always glowing when he's around her, and namjoon has definitely noticed. sometimes he gets jealous, yeah, but he's fallen in love with seokjin even more seeing him so happy.

namjoon gently caresses seokjin's chin to tilt it up, letting seokjin's lips meet with his, and the kiss is so delicate and soft, he swears that seokjin is melting right under his finger.

seokjin's eyes meet his, and they're twinkling, but it's a different twinkle compared to what his eyes look like when he's looking at hyejin, it has a sense of wanderlust and just so much love, and fuck, namjoon could probably get drunk over this.

"goodnight, namjoon." seokjin says, kissing namjoon one more time with his soft, plush lips of his.

namjoon follows behind seokjin, hoping he'll get another kiss.

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I didn't even proofread this LMAO
thanks for reading!