Nox and galaxy in the cave waiting and slowly losing their minds
"Say, I reckon a good old-fashioned sacrificial ceremony that would get them out quickly" galaxy said seemingly as bored as I am
"that's a great idea" I said looking around for something to sacrifice
"let's use the sniffer!" with that we sat the sniffer down and tied it to a wall"
Galaxy starts the ceremony
"Oh, mighty herobrine!" galaxy said
"Oh, mighty herobrine!" I repeated
"We offer you this sacrifice!" galaxy said
"We offer you this sack of rice!" I responded not hearing what they said
"Cleanse him of all his imperfections!" they said
"Steer clear of all the intersections!" I had again zoned out and said
"And return him to his perfect state!" galaxy said
"Take a left turn on the interstate!" I said continuing my bit
"NOX, SHUT UP!!!" they shouted coming to their feet
"nox, shut up!" I said through laughter
I then got up to release the sniffer
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lifesteal smp one shots (mono au)
Mizahso as you may know monogadget is making a lifesteal book and these will be little ideas i have that didnt make the final cut, i might add some from mono as well if he has any ideas
