John x Reader

Egderp 18

Reader's POV

You wake up to the nice-

Nope not today.

"AAAAAAAHHH," You hear Dave scream.

You put your head up, eyes still closed. You rubbed your face with your hand, screaming from all three boys still audible.

Very, very audible.

"What the-" You groggily manage to say but you were cut off by a pillow being thrown at your face, followed by a couple of screams.

You grabbed the pillow and threw it. It landed on Dave's face cause his screams were muffled.

"WAIT WAIT," John yelled and realized you just woke up.

"Oh shit," Sollux says.

"What the f- Oh.." You hear Dave say.

"H-hi, baby," John said and sheepishly smiled.

You ran a hand through your hair as you stood up, walked over to your boyfriend and pecked him on the lips.

"Good morning, baby," You reply and John blushed furiously.

You then walked over to the bathroom and did your business.

"I thought she would be mad," You hear John say from the other side of the door.

"Yeah, her face looked enraged," Dave agreed with John.

"I thought she'd flip," Sollux said from the other side of the door as well.

What the hell? You thought and laughed. Might as well get them back, prank time!

You grabbed the bottle of fake blood you had last year for halloween, You planned to pretend to do suicide.

You then grabbed a razor and the make up kit in the back of the mirror. You proceeded to do fake cuts on your arms and legs, and possibly your face.

You placed the make up kit back and used all the fake blood and drizzled it on your legs, arms, a bit in your face, and even wrote on the walls. You threw the bottle of the fake blood hidden in the trash.

You positioned yourself and the razor and said, "I-I'm sorry.." In a very dramatic tone.

You pretended to shove the ravor into your cuts and you screamed.

You did your best to shed a fee tears before you fake died.

"Oh my God!" You heard John say and shuffling was heard.

The door swung open, at least thats what you think since your eyes were closed. You were said to do some good acting skills so it wasn't obvious that you were still breathing.

"(F-F/n)..?" You heard John whisper.

A hand touched you, it was John obviously. He lifted your arm and looked at your 'lifeless' body with his teary eyes.

"What happened?" Dave said as he approached the door, followed by Sollux.

"Holy Shit," Sollux said.

"Oh fuck," Dave mumbled.

John was crying, Dave was shocked as fuck and Sollux was on the verge of crying too.

"(F/n), why.. why didn't you tell me?" John said in between sniffs and sobs.

"John.." Dave said and put a hand on John's shoulder.

"This is just like the movie," Dave said in a shaky tone.

"Oh shit," Sollux said.

John's eyes widened and said, "Oh damn."

He took you in his arms, and as he lifted you up, you decided to surprise him.

You kissed him for at least three seconds, John was surprised and so was Sollux and Dave.

"(F-F/n)?! A-are you a g-ghost?" John said and you lightly slapped him.

You stood up and dusted yourself, and laughed your fucking ass off.

John, Dave and Sollux stared at you as you were coughing from laughing.

"Holy Shit! Hahahaha oh my God," You said in between laughs.

You pulled John up and hugged him tightly, you pulled away, your arms on his shoulders.

"I'm not dead," You said and pecked him on the cheek as you let them scoot out of the bathroom since you were going to shower.

Third person POV

John, Dave and Sollux stood in the room, shocked as ever.

"That evil little prankster.." Sollux said.

"That bitch," Dave said.

"Well.. she's my evil little prankster bitch," John smiled.

"It looked so real.." Dave trailed off.

"I know right?" Sollux agreed.

"I.. damn I love her," John said, falling back on his mattress.

A.N.
huehue ys im evil nyaha jk jk
uhm yay another chappieee
hope you enjoyed your evilness huehue
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tally ho,
-Jerica