This Is NOT an UPDATE!

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Bentobear: Hi there! It's me! The bad news is this is not an update. The good news (for me) is that it's my birthday! Hooray-

Ray: YAY! UNICORNS ON A STICK! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Bentobear: (oh no!)

Ray: So what do you want? Horsehead on a platter? Cake? Oh my llama! There should be cupcakes or else!

Miki: Quit it you homicidal rabbit. *shove Ray to side* Happy birthday Bentobear! *siddles closer and whispers* You know, you haven't like written a smexy chapter for me. Like RAWR and all.

Damien: I can hear you loud and clear. Happy bday Bear! How young are you right now?

Bentobear: *sigh* Let's just say my age can still be found on the calendar page. As I was saying before you three rudely interrupted my author's note, I was abou-

*boxes crash and the sound of duct tape ripping fills the air*

Miki: No Ray! That's for tonight's surprise part-! Aggghhh!

Ray: CONFETTI BOMB!

Damien: Duck!

*BOOM!*

*Author's note is cut short on account of author under paper and glitter coma*

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