Bro I had a really good dream today and I can't pass on the opportunity since it's a really good story idea.
You (Y/N), a regular human who gone through so much suffering in your life and who could finally rest is married to your wonderful wife Chel...
Y/N: Honestly I should go to sleep for the remaining 5 weeks till they come back.
Ddraig: Your body doesn't need to eat or drink anymore......
Y/N: Hey I'll still be thirsty when I wake up Ddraig.
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In the span of a week, he made a bunker underground outside of Orario using all the material he could find and buy with all the 500 million valis he acquired. He laid on the bed, pulling the blanket up before taking out a device.
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Y/N: Got to be careful.
Ddraig: I know.
He presses some buttons on the device, activating the camera before using his improbability drive to search for the TV he really wanted to hack into.
Later
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Leone: *sniff* Mmmm.....
Leone was silently crying, eating her dinner in front of the TV alone as the news reporter sighs.
???: The Cirvik Revolutionary War has finally ended.....but now, it has been said that the one channels have dubbed Demon Ronin has been confirmed KIA-
ERROR
Leone: Eh?
RECALIBRATING
Y/N: LEONE ARE YOU THERE?!
Y/N appears, laying on a bed behind the screen with Ddraig in a miniature dragon form on his shoulder.
Leone:....I-Is this a joke? Y-You're fake are y-you?
Y/N: No Leone. You're pregnant with my child, I'm in love with 23 beautiful women, my favorite color is gray, and I was born on ############. It's....really me.
Y/N got a headache as all his girlfriends and more took an hour to stop crying, their eyes all puffy though the screen splits in half to reveal the Auditor with literal thousands behind him.
Auditor: How did you live?
Y/N: I kinda died actually....but I was brought back to life by the creator Jed.
Auditor:.....Jed huh. Regardless, it's good to see you're alive.
Shiva: DAMNIT YOU BETTER COME HERE QUICK! WE AIN'T GONNA LET YOU DIE A SECOND TIME!
Y/N: Don't worry I got a plan.
Chelsea: *sniff* P-Plan?
Y/N:....I'll just sleep for an entire month when I can finally come back.
Auditor:.....I mean......is that the best way?
Y/N: For some reason, I don't need to eat or drink anymore, and sleeping helps regain strength quicker. I just need to sleep....regain my strength, and I can come back. *yawn* I'm tired-
Girls: WAIT!
The auditor cuts off, and Y/N stares at the girls as Kobeni steps up.
Kobeni: W-When you said you would marry us.....did you mean it?
Y/N:..........You'll know when I come back.
Girls: EH?!
Y/N: *smirk* That's a surprise I'm saving~
Many of the girls pouted angrily, crossing their arms as Y/N smiles.
Y/N: Though.....it's good to see your faces again. *stretching* Fuck...it feels like I'm a soldier again. Oh well.......can you tell my daughter I said hi?
Ave suddenly floats to the screen, happily giggling as she held it.
Y/N: Yeah I missed you too baby gir-
*NOM*
The screen cuts off, and Y/N facepalms as Ddraig lays down.
Ddraig: She bit the phone didn't she?
Y/N: Yeah. I haven't seen that before....but I already know my baby has crazy powers.
The device dies off permanently, but not before Y/N sent a message to Chelsea's phone saying "Please wait for me. I'll be back safe and sound" and he closes his eyes.
Y/N: *sigh* What are we gonna do Ddraig?
Ddraig:....You know the dream thing we been working on?
