Tresillo: I'm really disappointed, I've been asking the other Raggeton Trolls over and over for a new stereo for My Birthday. But they just gave me a fruit juicer instead.
Wani: I'll buy you a new stereo with your name all over it Tracey! 🥰😘
Tresillo: (Is scared of her) What? No! I take it back! 😰
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Trollzart: Pennywhistle I have been thinking about getting a new haircut.
Pennywhistle: Why? What is wrong with your old hair?
Trollzart: A Group Of Trollings told me that I look like the man on the Oatmeal Box. 😢
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Gristle: Hey, Branch I never did ask you. What DID Happen to your Grandma?
Branch: Oh, She Was Eaten By Burgens.
Gristle: Oh....
Branch:
Gristle:
(Awkward Silence)
Cooper: Awwwwwkwaaaard 😬
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Blues: Hey Sis, How do you spell Orange?
Rhythm: The Color or the Fruit?
Blues: ...
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Laguna Tidepool: Ummmmm, Actually that is NOT Correct. ☝️🤓
Laguna Tidepool: Because according to the encyclopedia of SFUJNVCERWAFPLJ. 🤓🤓🤓
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Riff: Remember, we ALL Have our own Demons.
Riff: (Rests his arm around Barb)
Riff: This one is mine. 😊
Barb: Awwww, Riffy! 😁❤️
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JD: The full moon is out. It seems like the perfect time for a werewolf to come out! 🌕
(Floyd is wearing a wolf onesie 🐺)
Floyd: I'm Gay? 🤷♂️
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Grandma Rosiepuff: Let me see what you have!
Baby JD: A KNIFE! 🔪😈
Grandma Rosiepuff: NOOO! 😱 (Chases after John Dory)
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Poppy: You know Viva, you really shouldn't be using a plastic straw.
Viva: You're Right Sis, it's bad for the environment!
Poppy: Well That, and also it's a really weird way to eat spaghetti.
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(Barb's Pet Bat "Debbie" Had 3 Babies 🦇)
Baby Bats: (Squeaking And Snarling 🦇🦇🦇)
Carol: Awww they are so cute! What should we name them?
Barb: Let's Think of scary names for them. We'll name This One Chainsaw! 😈 (Holds up a baby bat)
Carol: And This One Destroyer! 😈
Barb: But what should we name the last one? 🤔
Riff: How about Taxes? That name will scare people!
Barb: Perfect! Welcome to the family Chainsaw, Destroyer, And Taxes!
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