🩹Teaching The Village About First Aid 🩹
JD: Now, Apply Rubbing Alcohol to the Wound To Disinfect it, And Then Drink "Beer" Alcohol To Disinfect Your Insides. It's Simple Science. 👏😌
Branch: ....... 😐
Branch: ....... I Should Really Be The One Teaching First Aid. 😑
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Poppy: Sit Death Note. 😄
Death Note: *Sits*
Poppy: Now Lie Down. 😄
Death Note: *Lies Down*
Poppy: Now Shake. 😄
Death Note: *Gently Shakes Poppy's Hand With His Big Paw*
Poppy: Good Boy! Now Speak. 😄
Death Note: Hi Bob. 🐲
Poppy: What The Hair- 😐
Rosie: *Nervous Sweating*
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Bash: *Roasting Archer In Sign Language*
Archer: *Turns Off The Lights*
Archer: HA! Your Words Can't Hurt Me Now! >:D
Bash: Dang It! >:(
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Karma The Nature Troll: If you bite It And You Die, It's Poisonous. If It Bites YOU And You Die, It's Venomous.
Guy Diamond: What if it Bites ME And It Dies?
Karma The Nature Troll: Then YOUR Poisonous.
Guy Diamond: What If It Bites ITSELF And I Die?
Karma The Nature Troll: That's Voodoo.
Guy Diamond: What If It Bites Me And Someone Else Dies?
Karma The Nature Troll: That Doesn't Make Any Sense.
Guy Diamond: *Is Caught Up In All The Questions* What If We Bite Each Other And Neither Of Us Die?
Karma The Nature Troll: That's Hot! 😏
Guy Diamond: Wha- Wait! I Take The Question Back! ✋😰🤚
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Wani: *Says Something In Korean*
JD: I Know, I Know. 😒
Tresillo: You Understand Korean? 🤨
JD: No, I Just Understand The Phrase "This Is All Your Fault" In Every Known Language.
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Synth: *Sitting On His Bed, Screaming At His Alarm Clock* 🗣️⏰
Synth: YEAH, HOW DOES THAT FEEL HUH?!?!?!? 😡
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Nova Swift: *Holding An Upside Down Blizzard From Diary Queen*
Nova Swift: Wow, I Was Really Skeptical At First. But They Were right, this stuff really don't come out! 😌
The Blizzard: *Suddenly Spills All Over Nova's New Coat*
Nova Swift: *GASP* AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!! 😱
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