Carol: If I Was A Slasher In A Horror Movie My Villain Name Would Be "Taxes" 🔪
Carol: And My Movie Would Be Called "Tax Evasion"
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Grandma Rosiepuff: Remember Kids, There's Nothing "Meme" About Underage Drinking. And It's Not "Totally Tubular" To Skip Your Daily Chores.
Grandma Rosiepuff: Now Go "Fidget Spin" Yourselves Back Into School! 😒
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Thrash: *Try's To Steal A Bag Of Hard Candy* 🍬
Security: Hey! Even if you're The King You have to Pay for that!
Thrash: *Grips His Chest* GAH! CALL AN AMBULANCE! CALL AN AMBULANCE! 😖
Security: Oh My Gosh! Are You Ok?! 😧
Thrash: CALL AN AMBULANCE!.........*Pulls Out Squirt Gun*........But Not For Me! 🔫😈
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Gristle: *Exits The Bergen Palace With A Skateboard, A Rainbow Clown Wig, And Holding A Juice Box* 🧃
Gristle: GUYS! I Just Brainstormed An Amazing Idea In The Shower! :D
His Royal Subjects: Oh Great. Here We Go Again. 😑
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Tiny Diamond: Dose Anyone have any Crayons? I Need To Color In My Ph.D 📄
Guy Diamond: *Gives Crayons* Here You Go Son! 😁
Branch: What The?-
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(This One Is Based On A Headcanon By @OpefuLee About Trolls Shedding Some Of Their Hair To Build Nests For Their Eggs 🪺)
Poppy: *Looking At Rosie's Egg in The Hair Nest* 🥚
Poppy: Uhhh, Branch, That's An Awful LOT Of Blue Hair For The Nest! You haven't been Stressing About the baby Again have you? 😐
Branch: *Talking To Her From The Kitchen* N-No! I'm Absolutely Fine! I Just wanted to make sure the Egg was Extra warm!
(Viva And Clay Enter The Royal Pod)
Viva: Hey Guys! 👋😄 Sorry for barging in. We just wanted to visit and see how Our Future Niece Or Nephew is doing. :)
Poppy: The Egg is completely Healthy. It's Branch I'm Worried About...
Clay: What's wrong? Is he still stressed out? :(
Poppy: Yeah, And I think he's been shedding his Hair just A Little more than he's supposed too. 🤏😅
Viva: Oh Im Sure It's not that bad!- 😅
Branch: *Enters The Room with A Completely Bald Head* What's Going On? 👨🦲
Viva: BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! 😱
Clay: MY EEEEEYYYYYYEEEEESSSSS!!! 😱
Poppy: O.o
Branch: Relax. It Will Grow Back. 😑
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Guy Diamond: Make No Mistake. I'm Party Rocking... But I'm also in the house Tonight.
DJ Suki: But Are You Shuffling?
Guy Diamond: All the Time!
Lownote Jones: *Chuckles* Lownote Jones has NO Idea What's Going On. 😎
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