(Velvet And Veneer At The Super Market Again 🏬)Velvet: Sometimes When I'm bored In the store, I Fallow Parents With Annoying Children. Just so I can buy every single thing the Parents won't allow their Children to get. Then I Check out right in front of them and watch as the show begins.
Veneer: Why Are You Like This?
Velvet: Because It's Fun. Duh. 🙄
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Rhythm: Wait... Why Is My Cell Phone Broken? 😧📱
Blues: We Were Partying At The Vibe Town Night Club With Lownote Jones Last Night. Remember?
Rhythm: And? 😐
Blues: You Drank Too Much "Space Juice" And Got Drunk.
Rhythm: But How Did My Phone Break? 🤨
Blues: You Put It On Airplane Mode And Screamed, "FLY DARN YOU!" And Then Threw It Across The Room.
Rhythm: Why Didn't Either Of You Stop Me?! 😱
Blues: I'm Sorry! We Were Too Busy Laughing Our Butts Off. 😭
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Clay: You've Heard Of Van's. The Shoe Company. 👞
Viva: Now Get Ready For Shoe's. The Van Company! 🚐
Branch: Wait, How did you two get in my Bunker?
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Riff: Sid, Why Exactly Do You Like Carol So Much?
Sid Frit: Because She's Perfect. 😊
Riff: But... You Saw Her Drink Maple Syrup Because She Thought It Was Thick Coffee. 😐
Sid Frit: She's Perfect! 😊
Riff: You've Seen Her Take A Bite out of An Uncooked Ramen Noodle Block because she was too lazy to cook it. 😐
Sid Frit: Everything About Her Is Absolutely Perfect. 😊
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Tiny Diamond: Yesterday I Swallowed A Whole Sour Patch Kid's Gummy...... That still had ALL Of the ruff Sour Stuff on it. 😎
The Other Trollings: *GASPS* 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
CJ Suki: Wow! You're So Brave! 😱
Pricilla: Do You Have Radioactive Powers Now? 😱
Kieth: Did You Die?! 😱
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Branch's Brothers: *Looks Up At Security Camera*
Branch's Brothers: *Poses For The Security Camera* 🤞😘 ✌️😎✌️ 👈😏👈 💪😌
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