💖Incorrect Trolls Quotes While You Wait For TBT💖

Chapter #9

Clampers: (Slowly Sneaks up from behind Branch) 😈

Branch: Poppy, did you hear something? 😥

Clampers: (Chomps Branch's Butt) *CHOMP!*

Branch: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! 😫

Poppy: *Gasps* WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!?! 😱

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Queen Essence: Hey Hon, Can you please toss me my keys?

King Quincy: I Got It! (Tosses An Entire Christmas Tree To Essence 🎄)

Queen Essence: Quincy, I said KEYS, Not CHRISTMAS TREE. 😑

King Quincy: Oh, Sorry, I misheard you. 😅

Queen Essence: Where did you even get this tree? It's Almost October!

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Val: Hey Holly, Do you remember the time you dared me to lick a cactus?

Holly: I didn't dare you to lick a cactus sugar, I said "Val Don't Lick The Cactus" And then you said "Don't Tell Me What to Do" and then you proceeded to lick the cactus. -.-

Val: Oh Yeah. :/

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(Spruce And his Wife getting married probably) 💍

Priest: Spruce, Do you take your wife to love and cherish for as long as you both may live?

Spruce: Ummmm....... Honey, I forgot what I'm supposed to say. 😓

Bride: Well, what do people say in church?

Spruce: Amen?

Bride: No, I mean when getting married.

Random Guy in the crowd: For Crying Out Loud! Just Say I DO! What The Heck? 😠

Spruce: I DO! What The Heck? 😁

Bride: 0 ————— O

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Grandma Rosiepuff: John Dory, Please Clean Your Room.

Kid JD: Why?

Grandma Rosiepuff: Because We have guests coming over for dinner tonight.

Kid JD: Wow, I Didn't realize we were going to eat dinner in my bedroom. 😒

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Velvet: 😁

Crimp: Why Are You Smiling like that?

Velvet: Um, No Reason! I Just Thought of a funny joke I heard earlier. 😅

Veneer: (Is Soaking Wet) She Pushed Me into The Pool! 😭

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(Authors Note: I feel like these two would get along great, since they are both into mystical stuff 🔮)

Cybil: Do you know what my favorite part about Astronomy is?

Windbreeze: What?

Cybil: You can do crimes like setting Other Troll's cars on fire, and then use your Astrological sign as an excuse. Like: Oops Sorry I sent your Car on fire! It's because I'm a Capricorn! ♑️

Windbreeze: Yes, Indeed. 😌

(If you're into astrology, please don't take this as offensive 😓)

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Maddy The Hairdresser: Ok Queen Barb, How Would You Like your hair cut?

Barb: Well, Using Scissors to Cut my hair would be fine, But Using A Sword Would Be Really Cool! 😈

Maddy The Hairdresser: .............. I Meant what Style do you want your hair. 😐