(At The Police Station)
Floyd: Hi, I'm here for John Dory.
Cop: Who's John Dory? 🤨
Floyd: Ah, You must be new.
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Smidge: I Want My Future Husband To Be Strong, Brave, Intelligent, Organized, And Successful.
Milton Moss: *Accidentally Steps On An Ant And Breaks Down Crying On His Knees, Apologizing To It Over And Over* 😭
Smidge: ...That One. I Want That One. 😍
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(Young Branch Reluctantly Agreed To Helping Princess Poppy With Her Homework)
Kid Grey Branch: If you Had Ten Cookies, And You Gave Me Five, How Many Would You Have Left? 🍪
Kid Poppy: None!
Kid Grey Branch: No Poppy, You would have Five. It's simple math. 🤦
Kid Poppy: Because I Would Give You ALL the Cookies, because You deserve Them! 😁
Kid Grey Branch: *Holding Back Tears* W-Wha?........ 🥺 Y-You.......................No! J-Just Get Away From Me! 😠 *Runs Off*
Kid Poppy: (o.o) ?
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Barb: *Bursts Through The Door* It's Missing! 😨
Carol: What's Missing?
Barb: The Thing! 😨
Sid Frit: What Thing Barb???
Barb: Oh! There It Is! 😄
Barb: *Picks Up Riff Like He Weighs Nothing, And Then Leaves The Room Carrying Him Over Her Shoulder*
Riff: 👁️👁️?
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Satin: I Was Once Arrested for being Too Hot. 😌💅
Chenille: The Charges Were Dropped for Lack of Evidence. 😑
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King Quincy: Problem, I Was Cooking Dinner, But I Can't tell If The Food Is Over-Sauced Or Over Cooked?
Queen Essence: Honey, Maybe I Should Cook Dinner Tonight... 😓
King Quincy: Oh, Don't Worry! I'll Just Pop It Back In The Oven for About Ten Minutes, That usually fixes the problem 50% Of The Time!
(Ten Minutes Later)
King Quincy: Ok, Somehow the food Became Unpleasantly Soggy AND Unpleasantly Crunchy At The Exact Same Time. 🤨
Cooper: Soggy And Crunchy? Time to pull out my favorite word: ✨SLUNCHY!✨🤩
Prince D: ...Please Put It Away. 😐
Queen Essence: *Sigh* I'll Just Order Some Takeout. 📞😑
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Clampers: *Chewing On A Coffee Table For No Reason*
Rosie: *Notices Clampers Chewing On The Coffee Table* Oooooo! 😮
Rosie: *Imitates Clampers And Starts Chewing On The Other Side of the Coffee Table*
Delta Dawn: Awww! Would you Look at that, They're Bonding! 😌
Poppy: 😐?
Branch: 😨!
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Gus Tumbleweed: *Crying* PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE STOP! I'LL DO ANYTHING! 😭
Val: *Rinses All The Chocolate Off A KitKat Bar And Bites Into It Whole* 😈
Gus Tumbleweed: NOOOOOOOOO!!! 😭
Holly: What's Even Going On In here? 😐
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