Dr MoonBloom: How have you been feeling Demo?
Demo: A Bit Nauseous... I think I accidentally ate a rat. 🐀
Dr MoonBloom: Wha-
Demo: But Don't Worry. I drank some rat poison right after to take care of it! 👍
Dr MoonBloom: 🤦♀️
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Viva: I'm having a horrible day. 😞
Poppy: What Happened?
Viva: I Saw a Leaf on the sidewalk. And it looked really crunchy. 🍁 But when I stepped on it.....
Poppy: Oh No! Please don't say what I think you're going to say! 😰
Viva: It DIDIN'T Crunch! 😭
Poppy: NOOOOOOO! 😭
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Crimp: The Recipe Calls for 2 Shots Of Vodka.
Velvet: *Pours the entire Bottle of Vodka into the drink*
Crimp: ..........
Velvet: What?
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Poppy And Branch: *Cuddling* 🩷🩵
Holly: Awwww! So Sweet!🥰
Val: Watching These two is going to give me Diabetes. -.-
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📱Velvet And Veneer On Social Media📱
Velvet's Public Post: Do You see the check mark symbol next to my name? It means I'm verified. I've got cash. What do you got? Nothing. You poor unverified peasants ought to show me and my verified brother some respect. Real credit card clout. Real cash. <3
Veneer's Public Post: The difference between all of you and Us is that WE can shower with our jewelry on and you can't. LMAO :)
Crimp's Public Post: Someone PLEASE Save me from these two. :(
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(Right Before The Broppy Wedding 💒)
Bridget: So how did helping Branch with his vows go?
Gristle: He got mad at me because apparently the vows I suggested to him were "Inappropriate"
Bridget: Why?
Gristle: I Don't Know. I mean, how is "Nice Butt Poppy" Inappropriate? 🤷♂️
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Barb: There is no I in Team. But there is one in Pizza. 🍕
Riff: ......
Riff: So does that mean you're not going to share some of that pizza with me?
Barb: No. 😑
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