Veneer: *Slips On The Wet Floor, Falls, and Passes Out*
Velvet: *Walks Away*
Janitor: Isn't That your brother?
Velvet: Shhhh Lower your voice. 🤫
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(Barb Stealing The Classical String)
Trollzart: Do Not Come Any Closer! You Have No Idea What I'm Capable Of! >:(
Barb: Dude, I'm being Threatened By A Gold Glittery Baby. -.-
Trollzart: I'm ThIrTy OnE! >:0
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Lownote Jones: *Head Is Stuck In A Chair* 🪑
Lownote Jones: Now, You May All Be wondering How Lownote Jones Got This Chair Stuck On His Head...
Lownote Jones: ...Well Don't You worry, Lownote Jones has No Idea How this Happened Either. 😎
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Rosie And Tiny Diamond: *Walking Death Note Into Dante's Restaurant*
Minuet: Oh Greetings, How may I serve you- *Looks Up At The Dragon* GOOD HEAVENS!!! 😱
Rosie: Hi Minuet! Table For Three Please. 👋😄
Tiny Diamond: Yo, Death Note Wants To Order The Chicken Nugget Kids Meal! 😄
Death Note: *GRAAAAAWWWWW!* 🐲
Minuet: O-Oh, Sorry Princess Rosie, But, P-Pets Aren't Allowed In The Restaurant. 😅
(The Three Of Them Then Walked Out Disappointed)
Rosie: Awwww, Poor Death Note. He really wanted to Eat With us. 😞 *Pets Death Note*
Tiny Diamond: Wait! I Have An Idea! ☝️😃💡
(A Few Minutes Later)
Minuet: Oh Hello Again....... Um....... Rosie.... Tiny.... Who's This? 😐
Death Note: *Is Wearing A Giant Trench Coat And A Top Hat Hat* 🧥🎩
Rosie: Oh, This Just Is Our... Troll Friend Bob! 😅
Tiny Diamond: Say Hi Bob. 😅
Death Note: Hi Bob! 🐲
Minuet: 😳?!
Minuet: Y-You Can Go In. I'll S-Show You To Your Table. 😳👉
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Poppy: Croissants = Dropped
Viva: Miss Kesha = Dead
JD: Free = Shi Vodka Doo
Branch: What Kind Of Word Game Are You Three Even Playing?!
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Guy Diamond: Every Time I Hear someone Mention The Word "Updog" I'm Torn Between Not Wanting To fall for it, And Helping Them Finish The joke. :(
Tiny Diamond: What's Updog? 🤨
Poppy: An Updog is A Long Sausage In A Bun. Often Served With Ketchup, Mustard, And/Or Relish.
Prince D: No, That's A Hot Dog. An Updog Is When A New Version Or Patch Of an Application is released.
Hickory: No, That's An Update. Updog Is The Fourth Largest City In Sweden.
Trollzart: No, That's Uppsala. Updog Is An Upward-Moving Air Current.
Barb: No, That's An Updraft. Updog Is The Giant Spider From Harry Potter.
Delta Dawn: No, That's Aragog. An Updog Is A Modern Version of A Henway.
Tiny Diamond: What's A Henway? 🤨
Delta Dawn: Oh, About Five Pounds.
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Kid Poppy: If I Was A Drink I Would Be A Strawberry Milkshake! What would you Want To be?
Kid Creep-I Mean Creek: I'd Probably Be Some Grape-juice!
Kid Grey Branch: No Creek, You Would Be Bleach. 😑
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