MHA X PJO (solangelo)

Y/N gets kidnapped (crack)

So I know I said that I was done but then the fanfic blew up more and well... i couldn't resist a good old fashioned crack chapter, idk if i did it right but i tried so ye :D

I shivered as I tried moving my hands. my ocean seafoam sky purply blue orbs widening in surprise as I noticed the neon pink faux fur rope tied onto my hands .The rope tied tight around my wrists, in frustration. I tossed my head back, my messy unclean oily dirty-dirty bun falling onto my back as I screamed "W-W-W-WHY!!". Then I passed out . I was probably because I spent all night last night reading my book . I KNOW I'm so quirky and unique and special a-a-a-and n-n-n-not like the OTHER girls 🙄.

When I awoke again I saw with my emerald orbs a tall figure in a dark trench coat "oui oui madam it seems you have been caught by mua HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON " he said with a evil cackle. "B-b-b-but w-w-w-w-w-w-why would you want to kidnap me!? I-I-I-m n-n-n-n-not l-l-l-like the OTHER girls"

I said a slight tremble to my voice.

"Oui oui" he responds "you aren't very special but mousier jake is , hon hon hon hon" "n-n-n-not my Jakey-poo-boo-bear-with-honey-sugar-two pumps of vanilla-ten pumps pumpkin-and one pump tequila" I exclaim . b-b-besides were just friends I think to myself. " hon hon hon I do not care who he is to you he has a debt he needs to pay back oui oui" the shorter than I thought (A/N short kings rise up!!) trench coated figure backs away onto a ladder , climbs up it backwards and finally rests itself on a platform

" hon hon hon we shall now release the rat king and see if that brings your precious jake back, The cooking sensation Ratatouille!" He says " b-b-but the rats name in ratatouille is Remy" I say my honey brown Caramel eyes sparkling with compassion unlike the OTHER girls " hon hon hon it is a different rat DUH besides why do you care you're gonna get like taken over by rats is this really how you want to go out hon hon hon" he says nearing a button I didn't see earlier maybe it just cause I'm not like OTHER girls. "W-w-w-well.." I begin "hon hon hon I do not care" he says going to press the button, when he's interrupted by a voice.

"huh you underestimate me once again old friend" I look up and I see jake standing next to trench coat man "h-h-h-how are you here" I stutter out quirkily "you know what they say" he pulls out a big red sword that says- " like a good neighbor State Farm is there" The sword says Jake of the State Farm . Trench coat man pulls out his own sword this own bright green " Ohh- but Jake you missed your streak" he says taking of his trench coat to reveal DUO-LINGO

And then Jake and Duo fought and both died and Y/N was killed by a rock that hit her in the head but she did so QUIRKILY.

I hope you enjoyed,  and btw the "French accent" thingy isn't serious its jokingly so I'm not saying all French people speak like that i just thought the "French accent" would be funny.