"Where the fuck are these idiots...? They're 30 minutes late..." Dean glanced at his phone. 6:45 pm.
"Just the 2 of us, huh?" Nathan smirked.
"Motherfucker..."
"Bonjour, oui oui! May I take this wonderful couple's orders?"
"ARTEMIS?!" Nathan was stunned.
"Hell no, why are you our fucking waiter?" Dean asked, annoyed.
"Because I want that extra cash, dawg. Now order, dipshit." They replied, taking out their notepad and pen.
"Wait, why the fuck did you say 'Bonjour' and 'oui oui', this is a fucking Chinese restaurant." Nathan mumbled.
"If the couple is still looking at the menu, I'll clock out now. My shift is over, losers." Artemis smirked and walked away.
"What a rat..." Dean muttered under his breath. "Anyway, what are you getting?"
"I dunno yet, I'm still looking." Nathan said.
"I don't believe you."
"Why not?"
"You're holding the fucking menu upside down."
"Son of a bitch."
"Alright, you guys have been here long enough, time to order or get out of the restaurant, please and thank you." The new waiter said. Their black hair pulled back into a ponytail, and their name tag shining, even in the dim lighting.
"Sailor"
