Distinguished Gentlemen

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[Walking in the park when they see a pair of older gentlemen on a bench]

Fubuki: Look at those two older guys over there

Aiga: Aw that's sweet!

Fubuki: I bet they've been friends for like 40 years

Valt, seventy years old: What did you do with all my chicken in my chicken Alfredo?

Shu, seventy-one years old: I threw it away because the sauce was making me nauseous

Valt: Shu, now it's not even worth the price-

Shu: Shut up!

Aiga: I hope you and me are like that when we're older

Fubuki: You two are an inspiration!

Shu, slumping down: You know, if I wanted to talk to a dog, I would just go to the pound

Valt: Yeah, get bent

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