(Watching a suspicious customer)Shu: He looks like a child molester
Shu: Dante, don't serve him. Have Aiga bring it
Valt: Uhh Shu?
Aiga, annoyed: Why do I have to get molested??
Shu: Cause he's not gonna molest you
Aiga: Why?
Shu: Because you're heavy
Valt: Shu
Shu: Yeah, hold on-
Aiga, offended: Heavy kids can get molested
Dante, pinching his cheeks: Yeah who wouldn't wanna moleste this face~
Shu: That's enough, it's not that-
Valt: Shu
Shu: I mean, Aiga, because you're older
Aiga: Lane's the oldest, make him do it
Shu: Yeahhh, but Lane's not good with the customers
Lane, defensive: I'm good with the customers
Aiga: Mmmm, not really
Lane: I'm great with the customers
Dante: He's autistic, he can't help it
Lane, crossing arms: Yeah, I'm autistic
Valt: Shu.
Shu: Just a sec
Shu: You're not autistic, Lane
Aiga, drops toothpicks: How many- how many toothpicks are on the ground?
Shu: Don't play this game again-
Lane: Uhhhh
Aiga: How many toothpicks?
Shu: It just involves me cleaning up toothpicks
Lane, unsure: a hundred?
Valt, head hung low: Shu.
Aiga: No
Shu: A hundred?!
Aiga: It's three!
Shu, head in hands: There's three..
Aiga, dropping another pick: Okay, how many now?
Lane: Three?
Shu and Aiga: No!
Dante: Eugh, you're the worst kind of autistic
Aiga, shrugging with a smile: Can't even count
Yes, this is from Bob's Burgers.
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