[Free, Silas, Chris, and Cuza sitting in the meeting room]
Cuza: Hello boyyyyssss!
Cuza: And Ms. Chris. Thank you for coming to this meeting.
Cuza: This is very important.
Silas: Doubt it
Chris: Hey, we're giving this time to Cuza, alright?
Chris: So let's be respectful. These hours are being logged.
Cuza, condescendingly: Yeah, Silas, these hours are being logged~
Cuza, turning to Free: What does that mean?
Chris, whipping head to Cuza: You haven't been logging your hours for team meetings?
Cuza: No???
Cuza: Silas, Free, did you know we were supposed to do that?
Silas: Yeah, I just didn't do it by choice
Free: Why are we here?
Chris, shaking head: You know what, we're gonna talk about this later.
Chris: Cuza, what did you want to tell us?
Cuza: Okay, I just wanted to let you know that...you can refer to me...however you like...
Chris:
Free:
Silas:...a dumbass
Cuza: No- okay
Cuza: Lets- okay, we're gonna take a step back
Cuza, sighing: I'm talking about pronouns. Pronouns!
Cuza: Silas, you know what those are, right?
Cuza: Well, maybe you don't, I don't know, cause I know you were...raised on the streets
Silas: WOW okay
Chris: Now, now let's play nicely. What about pronouns?
Cuza: I was just saying that you can use whatever pronouns for me, okay? I just wanted to give you guys an update.
Chris: I see, okay.
Silas: Okay
Free: Sure
Cuza, shocked: Really? That's- you- you don't have any questions for me about like what gender means to me or anything like that?
Chris: No. Unless you wanted us to ask questions-
Cuza: Oh god no- no, this is great. I was just wondering if you had any.
Chris: Oh yeah, no.
Silas: It makes sense to me. I get it, you know.
Cuza, giddy: Really?
Silas: Yeah, of course, are you kidding? You're like uncontained, I'm here for it.
Chris: Exactly! You're unique! Unable to be defined by labels!
Free: Makes sense to me
Free: You look feminine sometimes, but you smell like a man.
Cuza:
Free: Is that like a gender expression choice?
Cuza: Uh, it's actually a personal hygiene choice
Silas: Is that choice not to have hygiene?
Cuza, standing up: Alright, meeting adjourned!
Cuza: Oh wait, wait, Chris still she/her? Silas uses he/him and Free you use whatever?
Chris: Oh yes! Thank you!^^
Silas: Yup
Free: I would prefer if you didn't refer to me at all
Cuza: Who said that?
Free, walking out: Perfect
This is based off an AOT original skit by Sarajams on TikTok. They're an amazing content creator/influencer and I love their work. I recommend them if your into AOT, Demon Slayer, Banana Fish, etc.
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