Cuza, running into his room: Karl!
Karl:
Cuza: There is a dead human in our house!
Karl: Oh wow. How did he get here?
Cuza, pointing to the dead body: Why did you kill this person Karl?
Karl: I do not kill people. That is- that is my least favorite thing to do.
Cuza: Tell me, Karl, exactly what you were doing before I got home.
Karl: Alright, well, I was upstairs
Cuza: Okayyyy
Karl: In my room.
Cuza: Yess
Karl: Reading a book.
Cuza: Okay, go onnn.
Carl: And, well this guy walked in
Cuza: Okay...
Karl: So I went up to him.
Cuza: Yes?
Karl: And I, uh
Karl: Stabbed him 37 times in the chest
Cuza:
Karl:
Cuza: Karl, that kills people!
Karl: Oh!
Cuza: Karl!
Karl: Oh well, hah, I didnt know that.
Cuza: How could you not know that?
Karl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here, I suck.
Cuza: What happened to his hands?
Karl: His what?
Cuza: His hands. Why- why are they missing?
Karl: Well I uh kinda cooked them up.
Karl: And ate them
Cuza:
Karl:
Cuza: Karlllllll
Cuza: What is wrong with you?!
Carl: Well I kill people and eat hands. That's, that's two things.
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