Attorney: We're you present when your picture was taken?
Rantaro: Are you shitting me?
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Attorney: How was your first relationship terminated?
Lui: By death...
Attorney: And by whose death was it terminated?
Lui: Take a guess
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Attorney: The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?
Wakiya: He's 20, much like your IQ
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Attorney: She has 3 children, right?
Ken: Yes
Attorney: How many were boys?
Ken: None
Attorney: Were there any girls?
Ken: Your honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get another attorney?
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Attorney: What was the first thing your boyfriend said to you that morning?
Silas: He said 'Where am I, Cathy?'
Attorney: And why did you get upset?
Silas: My name is NOT CATHY!!
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Lawyer: When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able to, for that time bring excluding all restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?
Lawyer Shu: Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.
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Beyblade Burst Weirdness
Fiksi PenggemarWelcome, beautiful people. This book contains 200 chapters of a random assortment of scenarios surrounding the Beigoma Academy Beyclub, BC SOL, and several others. Some warnings include: - Language - Unsafe scenarios - Mature Scenes - Lui Shirosagi...
