Cabbage Merchant X Reader

Ch 5

"I don't mind, i'm a good listener" the cabbage merchant replies."I know we haven't known each other for long, but you can trust me".

y/n took a deep breath and began.

"Well you see...Lord Farquad...he...he...he was my past lover...toxic lover...I loved him very much, but he did not love me. We met in 6th grade at Hellhole Middle, he was a very popular guy. All the girls in our class had a crush on him because of his maturity." 

y/n chuckles to herself, reminiscing of the past."hah, he poped out his mother looking like a middle aged man. It also didint help that he was the captain of the little league professional douchebag team...everyone loved the boys from the douchebag team. And I like every girl had also fallen for him. It was tough at first as every other girl in our grade was competing against me to earn his attention. But I had an advantage. I was not like other girls, because I put my right shoe on first and didn't tie my shoes. Also I was quite the artist so i would decorate my delicate skin with my drawings of Amonguses. Obviously, all the other girls made fun of me, saying that I looked weird! Jokes on them though because the next day Lord Farquad walked up to me and pinned me down against the school 'we show school pride' poster and whispered in my ear in a voice as high as a mosquito, 'are you Ed Sheeran? Because im in love with the shape of you' I was baffled at this, in a good way though. I felt special, as he never did this with the other girls, at least I thought so...This continued on for weeks until I decided to confess to him."  

y/n shakes her head, massaging her temple with her free hand."Big mistake. He did accept but with no affection, he just kept whispering in my ear diffrent pick up lines. So then we started dating, this lasted for a good 3 days 5 hours and 27 minutes until he came up to me during 2nd period. He handed me a grenade and ran away with my Koolaid man bodypillow and my 100069 collectible mario slimes...My hand exploded with tampons and...a paper cut and..."

y/n sniffs back a tear." and...and pickle juice! I'm highly alergic to pickle juice so my sister's right pinky exploded!!! Then you know what he did? He whispered in another girl's ear diffrent pick up lines in a mosquito voice 'I lost my teddybear, can I sleep with you tonight?' I ran away crying! How could he betray me like that! HE BASICALLY CHEATED ON ME!!! Then he had his whole fling thing with Shrek! and he swore that it was no homo!!! BUT IT WASINT!!"

y/n breaks out in tears crying..."I TRUSTED HIM AND HE BETRAYED ME!!!" 

She sobs as she clings onto the cabbage merchant and cries her eyes out. Gently, the cabbage merchant embraces her and strokes her back slowly.

"I'm here now, shhhhh"