Cabbage Merchant X Reader

Ch 4

"LORD FARQUAD!!!!" y/n screamed, grabbing her boob and nearly yanking it off like wax strip. The cabbage merchant looked at y/n in utter bewilderment as he was worried for the wellbeing of her bodacious boob. As he gazed further into her eyes he started to feel a ping of jealousy in his right man boob...or perhaps his heart? He wanted her to yell out his name as well, like one does during a waxing session. As if to comfort her he put his dearest of dear sons, Bartholomew the 69th on her kneecap to ease the pain of screaming. Then he proceeded to ask with his eyes slightly narrowed in suspicion.

"who IS lord Farquad?"

y/n felt like the blood rushed out of her face, turning completely pale.

"n-nonone" she stutters, shuddering like a blender.

The Cabbage Merchant raises one eyebrow as high as it will go. Then he proceeds to frown. 

"are you sure?" he asks becoming slightly worried.He NEEDS to know who this imposter of a man is...and how much of a threat he is to y/n. Of course this was only logical! He wanted y/n to be safe and sound! And who knows what type of guy this Lord Farquad is!!! Perhaps he is a threat of some kind!!! What kind of name is Lord Farquad anyway?! Clearly he was just concered for the wellbeing of y/n! Nothing less and nothing more...

Y/n looks away, as if some tough thoughts were occupying her mind... almost as if she was thinking about the FNAF lore. (alas y/n is an uncultured swine that lives in the earth kingdom and has no taste(sorry)) She fanned her hand, as if trying to reassure the cabbage man or perhaps herself. 

"You know, you can talk to me about anything. right?" The cabbage merchant delicately took y/n's hand in his, gently rubbing the palm of her hand with his thumb. "we all go through tough times and sharing might make you feel better." Smiling, he gave her a reassuring chuckle, displaying his slightly wrinkly dimples.

Sighing, she responds,"Alright...its a long story though.."

A/N

AYYY WE GOT #1 IN CABBAGE!!!!(i win)

TYYY FOR READING :DDDDD