Cabbage Merchant X Reader

Ch 8

y/n GASPS loudly...she was NOT expecting the lovely man of cabbages to stand up for her like that....it shook her heart and her toes quivered in her boots. After dropkicking that rotund green orb of a guy, the cabbage merchant swivels around, prancing like a ballerina on steriods and locking orbs with y/n. Her toes quivered harder in her boots. She has got to ask him out fr!!! Good thing her shift is over at last... nows the chance!!! But then she remembered... her evil ex lord farquad... what if the cabbage merchant is no different from that wicked and vile geezer? She cannot be so sure, she cannot just ask the cabbage merchant out like that! She cannot be betrayed and have her heart broken again, its just not worth it! Perhaps a life of solitude is better than having such thing happen yet again...it simply was not worth the agonizing pain she would have to endure!

As y/n plunger-ed deeper into her depressing thoughts like a fish being flushed down the toilet. The man of green leafy leafy geens noticed something was amiss...y/n always furrowed her ear wrinkles when she was thinking hard about something that was not true, just as she was doing now... was something wrong?....was she befuddled at how his muscular grippers gripped onto the round booger and hurled him at the nearest moon? Any woman would be impressed at such a feat... but no... the look on y/n's face was unnerving...she was scared ... .was she scared of the sheer gripability of his dogs?

Y/n then turns around to meet the cabbage merchant with a smile as if she was definitely not having those dark thots of hers. She simply bows her head and says "T-thank you so much for standing up for me, kind vendor of leafy geens..."

The said kind vendor of leafy geens returns a smile to her and nods. "Anything for you infant feline~"

Her toes yet again quivered harder in her boots with her 4'2 delight. No... she mustnt get ahead of herself again... she cant trust anyone... no one can be trusted... But her heart longs for the cabbage merchant so much... oh what is she to do in this situation??! Its all just too much for her, she cant take it anymore! Tears welled up in her moist azul orbs of vision as she quickly jumped off the stool (her pooties footsies can not touch the ground bc she is too petite) and scampered away to the door. It can't go on like this...she needs to get away.

Noticing y/n's sonic doppelganger capabilities the green dealer pergunted, "y/n, what's wrong? Did I hablar something no correcto. Did it make you el upseto??"

"I um...i j-just need to c-clear my respiratory system! Mr. wasawski sure does pack a shart!"She fiddled with the lower hem of her vestido and gripped the lower door handle with her toes."i-i'll see you tomorrow!"

Before the lovely man doused in cabbage aroma could respond she was out the puerta."What abt ur instagra- uh i mean pigeous pigeon??"