Have you or a friend ever gotten caught in a sticky situation you couldn't get yourselves out of?
Have you ever witnessed the absolute destruction of society and are now responsible for your own life?
Are you struggling to survive in this hectic apocalypse with....*checks notes* ....man-eating zombies surrounding you at every turn?
Well look no further, as I, you're well-capable and handsome savior guides you through the Do's and Don'ts of a zombie apocalypse!
Mini: Handsome....
Pisces: I did not stutter
Also what are you doing here-
Mini: I was forced to be here....
Pisces: ......
Well, you'll act as my assistant!
Mini: Oh brother....
Pisces: First dilemma!
You're alone and a zombie is sprinting at you! You have no weapon to protect yourself. Do you:
A) Run like hell
B) Fight back
or
C) Cry out for help
Mini: C seems like
something Libra would do
Pisces: I'm telling on you.
Anywho, guess!
Mini: ....B, obviously.
Pisces: Well, Mini my dear friend you are...
COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY WRONG!
Mini: .....
Then what's the answer...?
Pisces: The answer my dear friend is....
None of the above.
Mini: That wasn't even an OPTION?????
How does that even make sense, what are you supposed to do???
Pisces: Well in that situation
you'd probably die or something.
Mini: I thought this was a survival guide....
Pisces: Well maybe if they hadn't been alone in the first place..
Mini: .....
Pisces: ...Moving on!
Second dilemma-
You and your friend are feeling fatigued and are desperate for some food. You have a small snack in your bag but it's not enough to share. Do you:
A) Keep it for yourself and tell your friend to suck it up
B) Hand over the snack to your friend and call them a greedy bitch
or
C) Throw it away so you both suffer
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Brain Dead; A Zodiac Story
Adventure"Ooooh I'm coming to get you~" She playfully bit my shoulder and I freaked, screaming at the top of my lungs while swatting my hand at her face. "Don't scare me like that you ass!!" I snapped at her, before curling up into a ball and rocking back a...
