Unfixable : Kian Lawley & Jc Caylen

Woozy

"Why are you guys shirtless all the time?" Asks Nyla once she sees a topless Kian and Jc

"It's too hot. But why do you care? Your gay" answers Kian

The comment makes me chuckle

"What about Luna?" Asks Nyla

He smiles and shrugs his shoulders

Nyla rolls her eyes "ugh you man whore"

"That's a thing?" He asks opening a beer

"How are you not going to get caught with that?" I ask

"If I get caught I'm pretty sure no one would care according to this mornings announcement"

"I guess"

"Want some?" he asks handing his bottle

"No thanks I'm good"

He stares at me for a second

"Have you ever had a drink?" He asks

"Yea uhh once I was really thirsty and there was a cup of beer but I thought it was apple juice and I took a sip and almost puked"

"Wow you rebel" he laughs "just try it. If you don't like it then you don't have to drink it ever again"

"You don't have to if you don't want to" says Nyla

I was unsure at first but I mean it's just a sip right?

"Ok" I say doubtfully

He hands me his bottle. I take a small sip. The taste is different and not very pleasant but I can feel a tingling feeling rushing down my throat. It feels kind of nice.

"So?" He asks

"Its... unfamiliar but I like it"

"See? It's good to try new things"

Jc comes down from upstairs

"Kian did you already give luna beer?!"

"Hell yea I did" he says proudly

"God dammit kian you can't get the whole world drunk"

"Relax it was a sip" answers kian

"You ok?" Asks Jc

"Yea I'm fine" I laugh

"In going to go buy groceries. The food here is shit. Anyone wanna come?" Asks Nyla getting her keys

Before I can say anything, Jc beats me

"ME" Shouts Jc

"Alright let's go" says Nyla

Once they leave it's just me and Kian.

"So here's the thing. Jc is going to beg Nyla for some kind of batman toy while shopping and it's going to take at least 20 minutes to convince her. Plus all of the boring shopping which adds up to an hour. I think our best and only option would be ordering pizza"

"Agreed" I laugh

I look up the nearest Papa johns and order 3 large pizzas. That should be more than enough for the four of us.

The pizza arrives almost immediately. I take a beer from the fridge and pop it open.

"Oh I don't want another beer" he says

"I know"

"Holy shit did I make you an alcoholic?"

"No" I laugh "I just feel like having one"

"Well alright" he smiles "cheers"

We eat pizza, watch "parks and recreation", and drink. I'm starting to get used to the taste. Actually, it makes me want more of it.

Kian's eyes widen

"You're on your third beer?"

"Yup" I say

"How do you feel?" He asks

"Woozy"

He laughs and takes the beer from me

"No more" he says standing up and pouring it down the drain

"Well that's a stupid thing to do. At least give it to someone" I say

He doesn't answer me and just continues to pour it

"You're really tall" I say as he comes back to sit down

"I've noticed"

"Like a lot"

"Yeah" he laughs

"How tall are you?"

"6'1"

"Meh. You're not THAT tall. Kian you know who I'm going to marry? Robert Downey junior. That's who. And he's going to take me on magical carpet rides with his iron man cape. But I'm also going to marry Alex. His face reminds me of Clifford the big red dog. OH and also Dildo bagging" I say laying down on the floor

"It's a suit not a cape, it's Bilbo baggins not dildo, and you're drunk" smiles kian

"You mean I'm CRUNK"

"No" he laughs "not at all"

"Whatever, you booty hole"

"Wait, so Alex Smith?" He smirks

"Who? Oh bae? Yea he's booty goals"

"What the fuck?" laughs Kian

"Yo dawg gimme some of that toxic apple juice" I order

"You're funny" says kian sarcastically

"I will bite you and your lanky self" I threaten

"No biting" he says backing away

"WERE BACK. LOOK AT MY BATMAN TOY" shouts Jc

"You got pizza?" Asks Nyla

"Kian how long have we known each other?" Asks Nyla

"Uhh 3 years?"

"So shouldn't you remember by now that I'm vegetarian?"

"Fuck" mutters kian "sorry. forgot to order cheese"

"Is Luna drunk?" Asks Jc noticing that I'm trying to bite my ear

Kian sighs "she literally only had three beers"

"I'm sleepy" I whine "I'm going to use you as a pillow"

I lay my head on Kian's lap

"You're a good pillow. Nice and lanky"