Bravest Warriors meet Fionna and Cake

Can I have this Dance?

After another successful delivery, followed by a rigorous training regimen by Mono. Everyone was in the lounge watching the President's Day sale for a car dealership.

Fred: "Hey, let's go car shopping! My parents promised if I got all B's they'd buy me a bar, and I got mostly C's and B's!"

BMO: "Mind if I tag along? I got to get my bottom in for repair." He picks up a recall notice. "The recall notice says it could burst into flames in a low-speed collision."

"Why not let the professor or the maintenance RBMbots do it?"

"I have a coupon and they'll throw in a lavender aroma," he explained.

"I'll get my coat," Giovanna said.

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Malfunctioning Eddie's Showroom. A man with an accent introduces himself to Fionna.

"Hello, I am Victor and I know many things about the art of unloading fine cars on beautiful women," He kisses her hand.

Beth: "Uh-huh. Now tell us she's witty and sophisticated."

Victor: "Ah-ah-ah! A gentleman always sells a lady a car first." He takes Fionna over to a car. "This is the Beta Romeo. Yes, the Beta Romeo. Note the cross-your-heart seat belt which protects, lifts, and separates."

"That's a line for selling a bra!" Cake states making Fionna and Beth giggle as Victor rolls his eyes. "Charming."

—showroom—

At the coffee machine, Danny pours himself a cup as a random salesman puts his hand on his shoulder.

Car salesman: "Spotted her the minute you walked in, didn't you, sir? She's a real beauty."

"Yup, she's beautiful coffee alright."

"No, the Ford Thundercougarfalconbird!" He takes Danny over to a car. "Nothing makes you feel more like a man than a Thundercougarfalconbird. So how much were you thinking of spending on this Thundercougarfalconbird?"

"Is there a prize for saying that three times because it's not going to make us magically buy it?"

"And I'm not here to buy. Sorry," Danny replied.

Salesman: "I understand, and it's wonderful you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation."

"Back at cha!" Danny said, "But my buddy over there is looking to buy." he pointed to Fred.

Salesman: "Then I have one word for him: Thundercougarfalconbird!"

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Fionna and Victor sit in the Beta Romeo, "The luxurious seats are stuffed with eagle feathers and the dashboard is inlaid with the beaks of a thousand eagles. Also, there are some eagles under the floorboards."

"Aren't eagles endangered?" Fionna asks nervously, beginning to not like this hovercar so much.

Victor: "Yes, that is why we make copies," he lifts his hands in prayer. "Thank you science, and yet-" He sighs.

"What's wrong?"

Victor: "It's just... the luxury edition has so much more eagle clone. It saddens me to think of your friend missing out."

"Don't be sad. His parents are helping him pay and they're well off."

Victor raises his right eyebrow and pushes it down again with his finger.

-Service Department-

Giovanna sits in the waiting room for BMO to finish. BMO lies on a raised platform and a mechanic drills into his back, causing him discomfort. The mechanic lowers him to the floor and he gets up.