The RBMore Express ship flies along the Historic Root 66- a space road and stops at a Greasy Sue's Truck Stop.
They fly in through the airlock and land at the Forecourt.
Danny gets the Dark Matter fuel pump and starts pumping it into the ship.
"Hmm? Better check the fluid levels," Danny tells Des.
Des pulls the dipstick out of the ship and looks at it. "We're OK on Coke syrup!" she shouts.
Cake waits for a snack at the vending machine but it gets stuck. "Oh, come on." she stretches her hand but gets zapped. "Ow!" she looks at the sign, No stealing without pay. She gets mad, "I did pay!"
Des pushes the dipstick back in. A smoking Cake runs past her with bags of snacks, "Comin' through!" The owner chases after her.
At Greasy Sue's Truck Stop Men's Room. Jay walks in and sees a dispenser. He decides to get a "Fresh" Egg Salad Sandwich. He inserts 25 cents and the sandwich comes out.
Back at the Forecourt. Fionna puts the dark matter pump back and Jay walks up the steps looking inside his sandwich.
"What's that black cracker?" BMO asked.
"No clue," he shrugs.
Fionna: "You're not gonna eat a sandwich from a truck stop men's room are you?"
"Well, not anymore. I'll just study it when we get home."
"What if someone eats?" Destiny asked her boyfriend.
"I think we can agree the only one with an iron stomach is Dr. Zoidberg and He's away- Hey!" Jay looks to see his sandwich gone. He turns to find who took it and Des points out to Danny in panic.
Jay yells, "Danny no, that's-!"
The red Warrior takes a bite of the sandwich and his eyes widen. "Ugh!" he spits it out trying to get the taste out. "It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up!"
Wallow laughs, "Dude! You just got pranked!"
"Danny, are you okay?"
"I think I need a new tongue and stomach," he says as he throws out the nasty sandwich.
Fionna picks up a mop and flies to the windscreen on a hover cradle. She brushes off a spacefly, a small ringed planet, and a Voyager space probe on the window.
A group of truckers watch her.
Trucker: "Lookie there! It's one of those people like on our mud flaps!"
Hoschel: "Yosemite Sam?"
"Stands back! I'm gonna put my moves on her." He wiggles his hips at Fionna and hoots. "Whoas!"
"That jerk! No one hoots at my co-captain unless they're prepared to take it to the next level!" Danny growls.
"Go Get 'em, Danny." Cake cheers.
"He's gonna get creamed" Wallow stated.
"If any of them can stand up."
Danny rolls up his jacket sleeves and then rolls up his shirt sleeves.
"Danny, please. " Fionna stops him, "That's sweet but I'd rather not even dignify them with an ass-whooping!"
Sal: "Hey, foxy lady! let's get busy and freaky in that order!" the trucker and his friends laughed.
Danny: "Hey, jumbo! How would you like it if I said you were sexy and I wanted to get busy with you?"
"Eh, I gots five minutes. You looks pretty good for a truck stop chick!"
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Bravest Warriors meet Fionna and Cake
FanfictionNow with their world being real and having some magic. Fionna and Cake embark on their greatest adventure ever SPACE!