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 A planet, Tweenis 12 hangs in the void of space. Glowing cracks appear on the surface. There are several explosions and the planet explodes, the shockwaves and debris flying out in all directions. A group of glowing, flying brains fly away from what is left of the planet. A caption tells us Tweenis 12 was one day's brain flight from Earth.

Madison Cube Garden

The RBMO Planet Express staff are at a pet show. There are stalls selling cream, Soy Chow, Kibbles 'n' Snouts, and flea collars for giant fleas.

Ellis P. carries Nibbler and a big purple bag over his shoulder.

"Is Nibbler stoked for the big pet show?" Fionna asked.

"He ought to be with all the strict training I've been putting him through." Ellis puts Nibbler down and takes a whole joint out of the bag. "Nibbler, roll over and you get a ham." Nibbler doesn't move. "Roll over. Roll over for the ham." Nibbler chirps and licks his leg and arm. "You are so adorable! Who wants a ham?" he gushed.

Nibbler takes it and swallows it whole.

Giovanna reads a pamphlet. "Zooka barooka! First prize is $500 and a year's supply of dog food!"

"$500", you say?" Impossbear says.

"Dog food", you say?" Zoidberg licks his tendrils.

The sheep herding event has begun. A collie herds four sheep into a pen and the staff watch from the bleachers.

Wallow: "Man, that's dog's gonna be hard to beat. Look at him bring in the sheep! One sheep, two sheep..." He yawns "... three sheep." He falls asleep on Giovanna's shoulder.

Giovanna carries on eating his popcorn.

Beth: "The dog's good, but the real competition is the Hypno-Toad."

The Hypno-Toad is a toad, almost the size of a sheep. It stares at them and its eyes oscillate and buzz. The sheep walk in single file into the pen and one closes the gate behind it. The judges confer and the Hypno-Toad turns around and hypnotizes them. They stare at it, open-mouthed, and raise "10" cards. The crowd cheers.

Ellis stands at the side of the ring and puts Nibbler into it. "Your turn, Nibbler, honey. Herd those sheep!"

Nibbler scurries towards the bleating sheep and the staff eagerly watches.

Jay: "Come on, Nibbler!"

"You got it!" cheered Fionna.

They cringe as Nibbler eats the sheep. He coughs up the bells.

Zoidberg: [to judge] "Ma'am, we have a late entry: Our blue ladybug-shelled cat, Catbug."

Catbug stands on all fours and wears a blue cape and a nappy. "Meow."

The crowd cheers for Zoidberg and Catbug. Catbug scurries through a tunnel with Zoidberg going with him as he goes.

Impossibear whips at Zoidberg, "Faster! Faster."

Zoidberg whoops.

Catbug comes out of the tunnel, jumps onto a balance beam, and somersaults across it.

Impossibear hits Zoidberg again. "Suck in that gut! You wanna be spayed?"

"Ow!"

Exam Portion

Catbug stands on a table and a judge inspects him. He looks in his mouth and then tickles his arm. He giggles.

"Awe" Zoidberg gushes with the judge.

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