𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙇 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘽𝘼𝘾𝙆 - 𝑺𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎

Three

"Hey, I am not a sorority pusher," Hallie said to Sidney as the two of them walked into the Delta sorority house. She waved to a few people. "I just think, despite its trivialities, it is a life-affirming, mentally stable, healthy environment for you. I mean, look at this place."

"I think you're taking your psych major a little too seriously, Hallie." Sidney remarked.

Laurie walked up to the two from behind, two full drinks in her hands. "And despite being a psychology student, you still decided to join an anti-feminist cult." She remarked to Hallie before turning to Sidney. "Seriously, Sidney, the last thing you need to do is join a cult, get a cat or something."

"I'm fine," Sidney said.

"Sure you are," Laurie shrugged off, offering the drinks in her hands. "Drinks?"

Hallie nodded, taking the drinks from Laurie's hands. "'I'm fine?'" Hallie repeated to Sidney. "That's beginning to become your theme song." Sidney took off her jacket and put it on a chair before taking one of the drinks from Hallie. "'I'm fine.' Yeah, fucked up, insecure, neurotic, and emotional."

"I'd listen to that album." Laurie remarked.

"Sidney, you made it!" Lois exclaimed as her and Murphy came over to them, making Laurie curse under her breath and immediately turn to leave.

"Hi!" Murphy said as Sidney and Jacqui stopped in front of them. "No, I really mean that. Hi."

Jacqui, Randy, and Mickey then made it to the house and walked through the front door. Once they made it through, Mickey split off and the other two walked to the back yard and out the door.

They soon found Sidney and Hallie. They waved at them but split off on their own. As they once again passed Mickey, he grabbed Randy by the arm.

"Empire Strikes Back, better story." He said, continuing the discussion from class.

"Not a sequel, part of a trilogy, planned." Randy replied, pulling away from Mickey and continuing to walk with Jacqui.

"Evil Dead 2," Jacqui mumbled. "Sequels a million times better than the original."

"Okay, first, never side with Mickey. Second, you only like the sequel better because you think it's funnier." Randy replied.

"Other reasons, too!" Jacqui defended.

"Oh, like Bruce Campbell having a better haircut?"

"Okay, let's not act like he isn't the best-looking part of the franchise." Jacqui said, rolling her eyes.

"Isn't he old enough to be your dad?" Randy asked.

"Isn't your girl Jamie Lee born the same year as him?" Jacqui reminded as they both grabbed drinks.

"Touché," the two clinked their glasses before taking sips.

Before the two could say anything further, they heard a girl loudly talking to Murphy and Lois. "You're gonna have to get the maid or something, some girl has been vomiting in the bathroom for like, ten minutes!"

Jacqui sighed, looking to Randy with a knowing look. "You checking in on her?" Randy asked.

"Yep," Jacqui tilted her glass back toward her face. "Once I'm done with this, I don't want her to hurt my feelings." She started to down her drink.

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Jacqui knocked on the bathroom door.

"Fuck off."

"Laurie, it's Jacqui," Jacqui leaned against the door. "Your best friend ever on the entire planet!" She exaggerated and if she wasn't drinking, she would've been able to sense Laurie rolling her eyes. "You sound like you're dying, can I come in?" There was a moment before she heard the door click, so she walked inside.