The Scavenger (TOH Fanfic)

Chapter two: Enter the human

Human realm 

No Pov

1 day ago…..

A massive serpent with black and gray scales raised from the pit of lava embedded into a volcano. "Foolish child, I can swallow you whole." The serpent known as the Gilder snake exclaimed to a young dark-skinned green haired woman wearing white and purple robes carrying a staff ." Don't underestimate me, Gilder snake, for I'm the good witch, Azura warrior of peace." Azura calmly stated before falling onto one knee with her staff aimed like a bazooka about to fire.

 "NOW EAT THIS SUCKER!" She yelled, firing off her staff. The scene fated to show

A young dark-skinned pre-teen teen within the principal's office, with her mom holding a live snake and a doll of her favorite character, Azura, the main character of the Good Witch series. The principal called in her mom to recommend a summer camp to 'fix' her child behavior while going over the many events that sent her to his office before. 

Luz Pov

After mom dropped me off at the bus stop, I set my book on top of the trash can after promising her to try my best at the camp. After she left to go to work, I rushed back to the trashcan only to find my book was missing. After hearing an owl's hoot, I turn to see a small brown owl carrying a satchel with random items and my book. I ran after it into the woods."Stop adorably hoping away." I exclaimed to an owl carrying a satchel with my book.

 I continued chasing it through the small amount of woods, completely forgetting about the upcoming bus to Reality Check Summer Camp. 'I am not gonna lose dad's book!' The owl flew through a door to an old home that was rumored to have been here for hundreds of years. I rushed through, unaware of the door closing behind me.

Instead of an old decrepit house with worn and torn wallpaper and broken floor boards like I expected, it was the inside of what appears to be a large tent. Random junk and miscellaneous items piled all around me. "Whoa; and I thought Me and ma were bad." I turned to see the owl flying towards a strange woman. She was tall and slender yet also pale with a large Mane of gray hair that reached past her back. She wore a torn red dress with heels with a banana over her head covering her ears.

"Owlbert, you're back." The woman said as the owl dropped the satchel full of random things. I hid behind one of the piles as she rummaged through the bag, and she pulled out several valuable items. She tossed a diamond ring, a new phone, a golden trophy, and a ruby gem away calling it all garbage. "Now this….will make me rich!" She exclaimed about old joke glasses. 

'This woman is deranged.' Was all I could think while watching her throw away valuable things only to keep trash. She took out my book from the satchel and was gonna burn it with a candle until I sprung from behind the trash pile to grab the book from her hands."SORRY BUT THIS IS MINE." I shouted as I ran towards the door. 

The door folded onto itself before disappearing causing me to panic as I ran out the tent to only come to a grinding stop at a cliff overlooking a terrifying yet beautiful town with large ribcage bones rising from the ground covering a town with many weird sights. "Where I'm I?!? Did I die?!?!? Is this 'the bad place'?!?!?" I said only to have the last question answered from behind me. "You wish." 

I turned around to see the lady from before as she leaned in closer to me. "If you want to eat me; do it quickly." I stated to her with my eyes forcefully closed shut, waiting for my demise. "Eat you? Why would I eat a potential customer!" As the lady in red said this, she moved aside to show a stand label 'Human collectibles' l.

 "Oh, would you like some human medicine?" She asked while holding a tube of mint toothpaste. "Or how about this human weapon?" She was holding a bowl of Legos. She then took out a portable TV. " How about this black mirror that reflects only sadness?"

I giggled at this as I grabbed some batteries from the 'Human Candy' bowel and inserted them into the TV. "That's not all it can do." The TV turned on and started to play Baby Shark. A crowd gathered around to witness this as many held out money. " My Titan ;I need this so I can torture my enemies!" Exclaimed a long-haired man with snakes for hands. 

"CAN I EAT THE BABY?" Shouted a person in a suit with a head of a clam. "What did you say your name was?" The red lady asked me. "My name is Luz Noceda. "

Luna POV

I came into town today to gather food for Nana since I was running out of cherry wood to feed her. As I made my way through the market, a crowd gathered around Eda's stand as the sound of Baby Shark could be heard. Next to her was the main character of the show Luz Noceda. As predicted, there are lots of changes to the original story since this is an actual world with me inside. I watched from a distance as Eda introduced herself as the most powerful Witch on the Boiling Isles only to get interrupted by a group of guards. 

"Eda The Owl Lady, you are under arrest for Demonic misdemeanor, illegal stand and refusing to join a Coven." One of the guards started before being knocked out by Eda's sleeping spell. As the others tried to rush her, she did a quick sweep with her staff, knocking them back as she used magic to pack everything up and put it through the portal. She then grabbed the daydreaming girl and hightailed it out of there, leaving behind a guard ranting about how he couldn't believe she kept getting away; again.

I started to look around and found no good wood for Nana to eat. I designed to try my luck with the night market later on. But since the human is here, that means I will have the opportunity to break the contraband barrier and absorb the magical artifacts and demon skulls abilities. I started to make my way over to the Confirmatorium after picking up some storage spell scrolls from a stall. I also must remember to get the holy grail from Eda before it is lost 

I still can't believe she just tossed it aside in the show. Once I get it, part 2 of my plan should be complete, and even Belos wouldn't dare fight me.