🧨EVIL LEAFY EPICALLY DIES OVER AND OVER AGAIN 🧨

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Epic idea by me 😎
(Sequel to have cots summon a demon)

"My day has been absolute fucking shit." Evil leafy scowls. She had been summoned 7 times today, and it had taken her 5 hours to get back to the evil forest. "I'm so happy I'm home though, I just want to sleep." She stretched out onto her favourite rock, ignoring the blood of every have cots' member's blood except for leafy's. She was excited to sleep.

She was so tired that she fell asleep immediately.

...

Evil leafy woke up in a dark room that smelled like mouldy tuna. "Ew this smells like mouldy tuna." She said, leaning back. She noticed that she was tied to a chair, but in all honesty she didn't care.

"Evil leafy you bitch it's time to pay for your sins." Evil leafy Stared up at an ugly ass green stick man who just happend to be my objectsona.

"Okay."

"I'm going to beat you to death with a wet noodle."

"What the fuck."

The stickman was true to her word, as she walked over to evil leafy and started to beat her with a wet noodle.

"HELLLPPPPP MEEEEEEEE!!!!"

nobody came to help evil leafy and she fucking died the end.

...

God damn it isn't the end?

Evil leafy still has 49 more deaths to go? Well shit. She is not going to be having a good time.

Evil leafy majestically appeared in the evil forest, alive and well. She rubbed the area where she'd been brutally beaten with a wet noodle and sobbed. "GOD damn who knew a wet noodle would hurt so much?"

Loser amazingly walks into the forest to confront evil leafy about killing the have cots, but got so scared he shit himself.

"WHAT THE FUCK-"

The smell was so bad that it burnt evil leafy's Lungs and she fucking died.

She majestically reappeared in the forest again. "Leafystan I thought you only ever tormented leafy, why are you tormenting me today."

I suddenly gasp in offense. "NO BREAKING THE FORTH WALL!"

"Answer my question."

"Okay but you'll have to die again :3"

"Uh okay."

"I am bored."

"REALLY? THATS YOUR REASO-" Evil leafy exploded spontaneously before she got the chance to finish her sentance. How sad.

47 deaths to go!

Evil leafy appeared in the forest again, alive and well. This line is getting old.

"Today is even more shit. I wanna kill contestants now. Maybe just not?"

Suddenly stapy falls from the sky and crushes her.

Evil leafy respawns like she's in minecraft.

"OW WHAT THE FUCK." She opens her mouth, flabbergasted. "GOD damn.. im suprised my legs aren't broken yet."

"Thanks for the oneshot idea."

"Do that to leafy not me you stupid fucking stickman."

"Fuck you."

A rock is suddenly thrown onto evil leafy's legs to show how angry I am at that Statement. Evil leafy's legs break so badly that she fucking dies. Im still considering making that a oneshot though..

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