A 1D love story

Part 2: Russian Love

Hi there again its me Euan and where did we leaf off oh yeah so I was in de helicopter flying away and I had the vodka stuff and some person was ther and then he took off his hood and I was shoced cuz it was Vladimir Pootin! I was like oh that's why u gaved me vodka and he was like sleep now n ill tell u evrytin l8r and so I did wat he sed and sleeped and I had a dream that 1d was there and it was cool but then I looked down and I was totally nakes! I tried 2 cova myself but then 1d looked and I screamed and the roof flew off and I woke up crying and it was rly sad u don understand coz it was embarasin 4 me but vlad was der so it was all gud and happy and den I sed "wait y am I hear" and vlad said "well I gotta explaination some stuff" and he went on 2 say "america is evil and controled by 5 secondz of summa and we r fightin 4 1D and america is evil and stuff" and that they wanna start a war on merica but they need 1D and 1D is actualloly in the UK at da momento so it would be diufficolt 2 get dem and dats y dey need me help 2 go n get 1D from UK so I gladelealy sed yes and I went 2 go rescoo 1D

De russians gave me a plane dat went ova england and when it was over dey told meh 2 jump but I was scared n nervoos coz I don like falling coz u coold land and go splat n die and stuff and I don like diein so I didn wan do eet but den de russian gave me vodka n dat made meh feel good ooooohhhhhhhh soooooooo goooooooood my god vodka is da best man and it made me feel alive and I jumpeded and I was falling in mid air. As I was fallin my walllet was fallin next 2 me and in it was a pic of 1D and it inspireded me 2 save em coz I love em <3 but wen I pulled da parachoot it didn work n so I twas fallin w/ no parachoiot and it twas bad and stuff but luckially I saw a pool so I aimeded 4 it and then...

What happened nexts? Finds out next times!