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Rlues for dating my babysister Klaus got told from ivy brothers

Rule 1: Don't.

Rule 2: When it comes to matters concerning my baby sister, I am the all-knowing, hateful God of your existence. Don't think for a second I will have any second thoughts about hurting you if she's hurt.

Rule 3: My sister has nothing but the best expectations from men. This comes from being raised with 5 older brothers. And an amazing father Therefore, you will continue to date my sister and no one else until she's done with you.

Rule 4: If she cries, I will make you cry.

Rule 5: If, by circumstance, she is indeed hurt by you, I hope you can outrun a bullet.

Rule 6: I'm not afraid of going to jail.

Rule 7: My timelines are strict, and they will be adhered to. When I say, "Have her home early", that probably means don't take her out at all. If I say, "be home by 10:30", that means by 9. I will use Rule 6 if this is broken.

Rule 8: The following places are inappropriate when taking my baby sister out on a date: movie theaters; dance halls; any place where the temperature calls for her to wear anything but a parka zipped to her neck; any place with anything softer than a bar stool; any place where there aren't policemen, doctors, priests or fraternity brothers. Old people homes are acceptable.

Rule 9: My baby sister means the world to me. I was there for her birth, watched her grow up into the woman she is today, and she has my heart. She was my princess long before she ever started dating you. With regards to that, I am placing absolute trust in you that you'll treat her with the respect she deserves. She knows how to fight (credit to my brothers and I), and if she is upset, I will be very upset. When you bring her home, announce your name clearly, and step out from your vehicle very slowly. I don't like sudden movements. Remember rule 5.

Rule 10; You do not touch my sister in my presence. You may glance at her, so long as you do not ogle at anything below her neck (by the way, she has a nice neck). If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my sister's body, I will remove them. If I can't, I will get someone to.

Rules 11 :
My sister won't be sleeping with you during the course of your date. You are only permitted to sleep with her after you both get married. Don't get any ideas in your head. If you make any attempt to get her to have sex with you, catching an STD or even AIDS will be the least of your problems (Interpret that how you will).

Rules 12: Do not lie to me. I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. I own your ass till my sister is finished with you. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God. I have a friends who know people who can beat the black off your face without me getting indicted.

Rules 13: Till the night of your wedding with my sister (if that ever happens) The following places are not appropriate for a date with my sister:
— Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden chair.
— Places where there are no pastors, parents or old women within eyesight.
— Places where there is darkness.
— Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness.
— Places where the temperature is warm enough to influence my sister to wear shorts or tank tops.
Rules 14: Be afraid. Be very afraid. Be very very afraid.

Rules 15/16 :Do not break my rules. As mad as she might be that big brother is being overprotective, I will take her moods with a smile. She is my world, and there will never be any girl that holds a more special place in my heart than where my baby sister has. She saw something in you, and I trust my sister's judgment. However, she might be more forgiving than I am. Listen closely, I don't like you. I never will. There will never be anyone good enough for my baby sister. If, by some miracle, you make it past me, there are four other older brothers and a very pissed off Mama Bear and daddy Bear right on your heels. Have fun, and bring her home early.