Misfits (Volume 1)

IHop

Chapter 15
Tony - "I'll just have Bacon and some Toast"
The Waitress - "And for you ma'am?"
Bonnie - "And I'll have Pancakes with French toast and Eggs on the side, sunny side up not runny and can sibh put syrup on the French toast but leave the Pancakes plain"
The Waitress - "Of course ma'am, I'll talk to the cook in the back.."

The Waitress leaves waving back towards Tony while Bonnie watches with her looking irritated, Gage finishes his bag of Spermies confused

Bonnie - "I don't like that woman..."
Gage - "Why?"

Tony sighs

Bonnie - "Just something off"
Tony - "I think overthinking it Bon, just another waitress doing her job"
Bonnie - "uh huh"
Tony - "What do you think she's going to recognise us from our Wanted Posters?"
Bonnie - "Sibh never know"
Gage - "What even are those for anyway?"
Tony - "Wanted Posters?"
Gage - "Like how do you even get them and why do they exist?"
Tony - "Well it's like this you se-"
Bonnie - "Wanted Posters are given by the I.G.F when people do bad shit"
Gage - "I.G.F?"
Tony - "Intergalactic Government Federation, The Police pretty much Gage"
Gage - "Oh, but Bonnie said they're for bad people so why do you guys have them?"
Bonnie - "Because of what we do they aren't our biggest fans"
Gage - "Wait, I'm confused?"

Both Tony and Bonnie look at Gage with puzzled expressions

Tony - "What's up?"
Bonnie - "What don't sibh get?"
Gage - "So are you the bad guys?"
Bonnie - "What? No no Gage"
Gage - "So then what do you do that makes them not like you then?"
Tony - "We're a part of the Renegades, remember?"
Gage - "But that doesn't make any sense, You saved me and everyone on Saturn that wasn't illegal at all?""
Bonnie - "But being a Pirate is love"
Gage - "Pirate?, What do guys with eye patches and hook hands have to do with anything "

Bonnie lets out a laugh and Tony smiles

Tony - "What do you think the Renegades were?"
Gage - "Uh..."
Bonnie - "We're Pirates love, we travel place to place working outside of the Law"
Gage - "But you don't sail a ship?"
Tony - "No but technically we fly one"
Gage - "But you also go after bounties on people's heads, wouldn't that make you Bounty Hunters?"
Bonnie - "True, but we only do that rarely real time Bounty Hunters work solo instead of in a group"
Tony - "Doesn't really matter because even if Let's say I was a Bounty hunter right now, I still work outside the law so to the I.G.F I'd still just be a criminal pirate"
Gage - "That's messed up"
Tony - "Isn't it, I actually used to work for the I.G.F before I founded the Renegades"
Gage - "Wait really?, were you also a cop Bonnie"
Bonnie - "No..that was before we met"
Gage - "Oh, so then how did you both meet then?"
Bonnie - "..."
Tony - "Uh story for another time"
Gage - "Wait why"
Bonnie - "..."
Tony - "Anyways, we have Bounties because the government doesn't like us, people get paid if they kill is or turn us into the police"
Gage - "Wait am I a Pirate then?"
Tony - "Technically not, you don't have a Wanted Poster thankfully"
Bonnie - "We didn't want sibh getting one, which is..why sibh were supposed to stay home..."

Bonnie stares at Gage with angry eyes intensely

Gage - "Yeah sorry about that.."
Bonnie - "Again sorry doesn't fucking teleport sibh home!"
Gage - "I just wanted to get off the Planet, I've been stuck there since I was brought there!"
Bonnie - "Because we are trying to protect sibh wean!?"
Gage - "I can handle myself Bon, I trained!"
Bonnie - "Training doesn't mean dick in a life or death situation!!!"

Bonnie slams her hand on the table looking intensely at Gage

Gage - "..."
Bonnie - "I am the adult here!, I'm telling you that you aren't ready and rushing to your death isn't something I'm just going to sit and watch!
Gage - "..."
Tony - "Easy with the yelling Bon.."
Bonnie - "How can sibh be so calm?!"
Tony - "Oh trust me I'm not"
Bonnie - "Could have fooled me"
Tony - "You hit a random person just before you walked in here"
Bonnie - "...so?"
Tony - "Just forget it"
Bonnie - "Tony fuck off I'm not fighting with sibh right now"