Kyle VS Diabetes (Satire/Joke Story)

Chapter 6: The Final Battle PT.1 (type 6 diabete!!!!!!)

Cartman drove away but luckily the crew hopped on top of the RV before he could get away, Tolkien suddenly popped out the sunroof with an AK47 and shot Wendy and Wendy died and fell off the RV and shat everywhere. "NOOOOO MY UGLY ASS GIRLFRIENDDDD!!!" Stan called out sobbing. Then Stan started seeing red!! 🤯 and turned into his gacha alpha wolf phase, his wolf ears perked up and he bit Tolkiens arm off and he fell off the RV right onto the windshield which caused Cartman to crash into his own lab and everyone fell off and got hurt, Cartman flew out the windshield and landed into a bunch of bubblegum so he was stuck. Then Jimmy hopped out the RV and grabbed Stans alpha wolf ears and ripped them off and fed them to Cartman, "eat Cartman, eat!!!!!!" Stan sobbed and yelled "AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AR AR AWOOOOOOOOOO OWWWW AWOOOO!!!" Stan then grabbed Tolkiens AK47 and shot at Jimmy but Jimmy dodged the bullets and stabbed Butters!!!! Butters started to scream "YOUUUUU CHHH!!!!!!!!!" And all his ear wax spilled out of his ears and he sneezed and got snot all over Jimmy. Kyle then ran up to Jimmy and stabbed him in the back of the head so he wouldn't hurt butters and then Kyle's moms spirit came and screaming "CABBBBAAAAAGGGGEEE!!" So loud it broke Timmy's ear drums and he passed out, "t-t-Timmah....." he said before falling to the ground Then Randy got his pistol and aimed it at Stan, "Dad??... AWWOWOOOOOOOOO.. Why would you do this Father, AWWWWOOOO..." "Stan, look what you've become, you've become a alpha gacha wolf... please son, I don't want to do this.. but look what you've became." "AR AR AWWOOOOOOOOO this is the true me dad!!! If you don't accept this then fine!!!! Shoot me!!!!!! AWWWWOOOOOOOO" "Fine, ill shoot you son. You had your chances." Suddenly Baby Kata and PC Principal came into the building and PC Principal said "DID I HEAR A MICRO AGGRESSION??!!!!!" He screamed, "RANDY!!! ARE YOU NOT SUPPORTING YOUR SON FOR BEING WHO HE IS???!!!!" PC Principal and Baby Kata pinned him to the wall and Baby Kata sang his annoying song to him that made his ears bleed and then PC Principal shot him with his micro aggression pistol and Randy died.