After school, Cartman got Scott Malkinsons blood with a needle and poured it into a bottle, "I'm gonna make Kahl drink this when he's asleep." The fat ass said with a mysterious tone.
3:00 AM!!! (SCARY HOUR!!!!)
Kyle is snoring like a spider butthole mixed with a car horn. It was -100 out so if Cartman peed it would turn solid so he peed in the shape of a ladder and got up that way and snuck in through the window "time to give you diabetes kahl :)" he smiled ear to ear like huggy wuggy cartoon cat and made Kyle drink Scott Malkinsons diabete blood. Kyle's fat mom walked into his room "ERIC CARTMAN GET OUT MY SONS ROOM YOU LITTLE MONSTA YOU!!!!! YOU MUFF CABBAGE!! YOU MUFF CABBAGE!!!!!!!!!" Kyle woke up to the sound of his moms soothing voice. "Mama?... sweet mama?... what happen ???" He said innocently. "YOUR LITTLE MONSTA MUFF CABBAGE FRIEND OF YOURS GAVE YOU DIABETES!!!!" Kyle's eyes widened, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He screamed and had a seizure on his bed. Also it was 3 AM so sonic .exe came in and bit his leg to make it worse!!!! Youch!!!!!
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Kyle VS Diabetes (Satire/Joke Story)
HumorCartman gets Scott Malkinson (the diabetes kid) blood and makes Kyle drink it then he gets diabetes what will happen next?!! 🤯🤯🤯
