Kyle VS Diabetes (Satire/Joke Story)

Chapter 4: Cartman Lab Inc (Type 4 Diabete!!!!!1!!)

Cartman and Scott Malkinson were selling the illegal very good bubble gum behind the school and all of a sudden Kenny rushed to the back of the school, "GUYS GUYS!!!!! STAN AND DIABETE KYLE JUST ASKED ABOUT THE BUBBLEGUM COOKING BUSINESS WERE SCREWED!!!" "What did you say Kenne your muffled as fuck I can't hear shit" "STAN AND KYLE ASK-" "Shut up Kenne, anyway Scott.." Kenny got angry so went back inside, he saw Clyde and he went up to Wendy and Bebe and asked someone to throw a ball at them so he could catch it to impress them, the guy threw the ball and Clyde catched it and looked at them, "You ladies all right?.." The girls thought it was gross and Kenny dashed to Clyde, "CLYDE NOOOO!!!! PC PRINCIPAL IS NEARBY!" PC Principals wolf ears perked up, "DID I JUST HEAR A MICROAGGRESSION CLYDE??!!!!" "N-NO SIR!!!" He said in fear. "YES I DID!!!!" PC Principal grabbed Clyde and pinned him against the wall, "I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS CLYDE!!!!!" Everyone cheered. PC Principal bashed Clyde's face in with his fist and then tore him apart limb from limb and turned him into ashes to an atom. Stan and Kyle watch as Cartman recruits people to work for him, Tolkien, Jimmy, and Randy Marsh. "I think that's your dad dude" Kyle said "Shhh, I have a plan, we hop on their RV when they start driving it and follow them to their location, but we have to get people to help us.