Kyle VS Diabetes (Satire/Joke Story)

Chapter 7: The Final Battle PT.2 (Type 7 diabete!!!!!)

After Randy's head split open like a raw egg Cartman finally got free from his bubblegum and knocked out Stan and Kyle. When Kyle woke up he felt dizzy because he needed his sugar levels to go up and he was dying Cartman said "well well well Kahl. I guess your time has come, I'm glad I gave you diabetes from Scott's blood." "Where's Stan?!! And why do you look so fat??!?" He asked. "I ate Stan, Kahl. I ate him and he was sooooo yummy. I know exactly what he had for lunch!" "You ate hi-hi- him?!!??!???!?" He stuttered like those anime girls when they were blushing. Then out of nowhere butters broke through the window and punched cartmans belly which caused him to throw up Stan and all his cheesy poofs. Suddenly the whole room was slowly flooding with puke! Stan grabbed Kyle and yelled "we gotta get outta here!" Then butters was just left there to die. They escaped through the window but Cartman was 2 steps ahead of them and waiting for them at the entrance. Well Kahl. It's your time to pass, look at my watch. Suddenly Kyle felt a burn in his stomach, his sugars were so low and he had nothing to stop it because cartman took everything Stan watched Kyle collapse to the floor, cartman then said "This place is gonna blow up with bubble gum in about 2 minutes. Screw you guys, I'm goin home." Cartman then left with a smirk on his face, "Kyle!!! You can't die!!!" "S-Stan... I have something to confess.." "What is it Kyle???" "I can't move, I'm gonna die here you have to go without me.. but, you know how Cartman said I started 9/11.. well.. it was true...." Stans stomach then turned. "Noooooooo!!!!!!!!! It's okay Kyle, I'm still your super (gay) best friend!" Kyle then slowly passed away. But Stan was like "NOOOOOO UR CABBBAAGAGGGGGEGE CABBBBBAAAAAAAAGGGE! MUFF CABBBAAAGGE!" Then he slowly dragged Kyle out of there trying to make it to the exit but there was 10 seconds left before it blew up with bubblegum. Stan then realized their not gonna make it to the exit, so he threw Kyle out the door and accepted his fate, and then he died. "AWWWOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" BOOOOOM! Stan was dead, but Kyle was saved. Jesus then came to earth with Santa and instead of fighting they gave Kyle one last chance to live, "if you fight diabetes you can go back to life my child." Kyle then got determined and got sent to a boxing match with diabetes.