Fools Holiday |Jalex 25 one shots|✅

Heaven and Hell

A red-winged angel stood in front of the throne beyond pissed.

"You're not making me work with a demon! My job isn't to babysit your brothers' people!"

God gave him a stern look and waved him away. The angel turned and stomped away heading for the elevator down to the bus to Hell muttering to himself.

"Why do you look so pissed, Alex?" A normal white-winged angel said trotting up to him.

"God is making me babysit a demon for dying my wings red Rian!"

"Sounds right, better get down there then."

Alex huffed and stepped onto the elevator crossing his arms after pressing the button. As the music plays he starts to tap his finger to the rhyme of a metronome that was in his mind. The doors opened abruptly to see a red and yellow-haired woman smirking.

"You must be Alex. Let me show you to Lucifer Morningstar." Alex huffed but followed her to a big door she opened it and pushed him through. Alex looked up to see two men deep in a conversation almost as if arguing. Alex cleared his throat loudly before walking up.

"I'm here to babysit one of your people," He said in a slightly mocking tone.

"Ah yes, you must be Alex" Lucifer turned to the red-winged man.

"Yes, I am now where is she?"

Lucifer raised an eyebrow, "Her?"

"Yea? I got told I'm babysitting a succubus?"

"Ah yes. Well, he is waiting outside for you." Lucifer smiled walking past him. "Also it's incubus not succubus, he prefers to be on top. Good luck he's a smooth talker"

Alex stood there mouth agape. He shook his head to clear it before walking into the waiting room to see a skunk-haired man with tight pants and a mesh crop top sitting there leaning back smiling.

"Aw high there pissy pants" He said

Alex let out a small growl, "Im only pissy because I got forced to babysit your dumbass!"

"Aw, how cute you dyed your wings. I can't be the biggest dumbass since you went against the code up there."

"It was impulsive! I shouldn't have to spend my Christmas with you instead of with my friends for it!"

Jack shrugged, "Well now you get to go with me on Christmas places!"

Alex rolled his eyes and Jack spoke again, "How can you even hate me if you don't even know my name, sweetie?"

Alex sighed, "What's your name?"

"Jack"

"Cool I hate you, Jack"

"Rude I don't even know your name."

"Alexander. I still hate you now let's go"

"Lexie, how could you say that?"

"Don't call me Lexie!"

"Okay okay."

Once in the elevator up to the human world, Jack turned to Alex and said, "I don't know how to do this with you. Like do you wait or what?"

Alex thought momentarily and then spoke up, "Well as your babysitter I refuse to let you do anything today."

"What?! I have to do my job"

Alex smirked not knowing what came over him, "Nope. You made my Christmas miserable so we are going to do what I want to do up here."

Jack huffed and rolled his eyes but muttered, "Fine whatever."

Alex smirked more knowing it was going to be a pain for Jack but I mean he did ruin his Christmas by somehow getting in trouble so it's only fair right?

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Part 2 anyone?

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