Empires SMP season 2 reacts to season 1

Music disc war

Jana: After that we had the great music disc war.

Jimmy: Correct me if I'm wrong, but that sounds like a war... over a music disc.

Sausage: Oh, it was alright! Your music disc in fact. The worst song in the world!

Jimmy: Umm...

Jana: Jimmy claimed to have a disc called the greatest song in the world even though Sausage honestly thought it sounded terrible. But anyway, the tensions started when Jimmy started stealing random stuff from Sausage-

Sausage: Eggs, seeds, wheat, a cow, one singular spruce plank, and a Fortune III book.

Katherine: That's awfully specific, and how did you remember all that?

Sausage(Shrugging.): Meh.

Jana: Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention, Sausage got some early librarians and for a while everyone came to him to trade for books. He also had a panda general.

Sausage: Oh, yeah! I remember him. He had the best tactical expertise in the world!

Lizzie: A panda general? Finally, something that makes sense!

Gem: Sausage, Sausage, Sausage.

Jana: Anyway, Sausage took Jimmy's music disc and ransomed it for a diamond block to pay for all the stuff he stole.

Joel: I'm guessing Jimmy couldn't pay up.

Sausage: Oh, he didn't.

Jimmy: Am I poor in all of my lives?

Jana: I'm not allowed to tell you. So speaking of the general, he told Sausage to practice war invasion and Sausage decided to lure pillagers into Pixandria to see how that would go.

Pix: Something tells me not very well.

Jana: Well, that pressured the Copper King into siding with the Codfather. Then fWhip got involved because Sausage was his ally.

fWhip: Did I blow Jimmy up?

Jana: Remember when Sausage said you made traps that didn't even work?

fWhip: Yeah, so?

Shelby: Take the hint, fWhip.

Jana: Some of them worked, actually, but unfortunately Jimmy was too lazy to get protection on his gear and got full blast protection instead, so...

Joel: For once Jimmy's laziness actually saved him.

Jimmy: Hmph.

Jana: He disguised them as decorative boulders that the Grimlands was giving to the cod empire as a gift because Jimmy wasn't too good at building.

Scott: Well some things are definitely multiversal.

Jimmy: Okay, okay, I admit that I'm not too good at building.

Sausage: Ooh, I know what comes next! This is the part when I confront Jimmy with receipts of all the stuff he stole and he denied most of it.

Jana: And then Pix got Sausage back for the pillager prank.

Pix: What did I do?

Sausage: You kidnapped my librarians!

Jana: He swapped them with witches that he got from a raid and named them all 'librarian'. Then he hid the villagers away and told the comment section to tell Sausage that the librarians were converted during a thunderstorm-

Sausage: Wait, those weren't my spies? They were double agents?

Jana: Yup.

Gem: Sausage, did it really take you a thousand years to figure that out?