Illusion Witch Eloise

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Eloise: Oh. So I have the least content.

Scott: It's lore too, El. Don't take it too personally. (The screen played the clip of Eloise accidentally killing the cameraman when she was trying to start witchcraft SMP properly.) Er, sorry, I can't exactly bring anyone back now.

Eloise: Oh dear.

Joey(Guffawing.): You killed the cameraman!

Lauren: You seriously find that hilarious? But I admit I do have a desire to laugh.

Cleo: I don't.

Jana: Well, I collected his soul on time, I don't think there's anything funny about it. Anyway, more about Eloise. (The screen played the clip of Eloise talking about business legalities to becoming the richest witch on the server.)

Cleo: El, I'm not too sure about the fact that you're the richest...

Eloise: How much do you have? I haven't been snooping in your chests to find out.

Bertha: Yes, that's what Prismarina is for.

Pris: Hey! I haven't been snooping recently.

Tiff: You're more technical than I expected, El.

Eloise: Oh, I payed attention to math class when I was younger.

Lauren: It kinda makes me feel dumb.

Pris: Don't say that, Lauren. You're smart in your own way.

Scott: Yeah, I'm the one who's not smart.

Jana(Sternly.): Scott, you stop saying that you're not smart, you are very smart and you should stop belittling yourself. (The screen then played the clip about the gameshow with Oli.)

Joey(Waving.): Oh, hi Oli!

Shelby: Wait, you know Oli?

Cleo: You two know him?

Shelby: How do you know Oli?

Joey: Because Pirate Joe met him.

Shelby: You remember Pirate Joe? That's-

Pris(Interrupting.): Excuse me, but what are you two talking about?

Tiff: I feel left behind.

Bertha: I'm not sure if you know, but it's rude to have a private conversation with other people around.

Scott: Something about that name feels awfully familiar...

Jana: We can explain that later. (Then the screen played the clip of Eloise explaining her backstory to Sausage.)

Lauren: Oh... when you mentioned bouncing between homes a lot...

Eloise: Yeah, my parents kind of abandonned me when I was a kid.

Lauren: How could they?!

Joey: That's really sad, El. I can sympathize with you.

Pris: And me too.

Eloise: Really?

Jana: Yes, really.

Shelby: Hey, um, do you remember Sausage too, Joey?

Joey: Uh-huh.

Eloise: Sausage? Who has a name like Sausage?

Lauren: Is he an actual sausage?

Jana: No, he's just someone who can teleport to alternate worlds and timelines and cast spells but is not a witch.

Cleo: That's a bit much to take in.

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