Mexico: you got a clean room fool?
America: sure lemme check if I have a clean room
Oh look at that I don't.
Would you like the roach room or the murder room.
Mexico: listen fool if you can't get us a clean room we are not staying here
America: your not gonna find any better rooms than the clown motel pal
Mexico: what kind of fucking hotel is this!?!
America: tf you mean what kind of motel is this its the clown motel it's the best on the block! It's a clown motel it's full of clowns!!
Canada: *wheeze*
Mexico: if you can't get us a fucking room, I'm giving you a 1 star review on yelp BITCH
America: I thought this was the clown motel but a couple of clowns just walked in!
Mexico: what ddi you call me dawg? Será mejor que nos des una maldita habitación o te sacaré los ojos!(I hope;-;)
America: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HES SAYIN, I DONT WHAT HES SAYING I DONT SPEAK TACO BELL.
Mexico: Mira, idiota, ¿por qué no tomas una de esas malditas llaves grandes y te la metes en el culo?!?!?
America: I DONT KNOW WHAT TF YOUR TALKING ABOUT PAL
Mexico:*continues screaming*
Spain: *sad noises*
America: *pull out gun*
THIS IS ENGLISH LAND. WE SPEAK ENGLISHHHHH
YOU ARE READING
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