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Cooking with italy!

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Italy:
Step 1! Take the tomato paste and..
Shove it up your ass what the fucks the line!?!

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Italy:
Can someone please get me a sandwich
*tossed at his face*
Fuck you and fuck your French daughter.

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Italy:
We're gonna add a Lil bit on here *spills entire jar of sauce* oh fuck-
We're gonna make these fu king kids explode-
Can someone just give me the fucking script please-
This is your fucking shopping list certainly explains why your a fat peice of shit-

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Italy:
I keep fucking this up, I'm sorry u guys
*mumbling from other chefs*
Black,big black dicks.WHAT-
Cock, cock cock-
SHIT! FUCK,FUCK,FUCK,FUCK!-

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Italy:
I Dont know what the fuck this is!
I love that we are doing a cooking segment for a age bracket that can't wipe their own ass-

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Italy:
Can we get a trash can please?
Fuck it-
*eats messed up uncooked saucy pizza*

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Italy:
Can someone please get me some fucking water.
*tossed water*
Thank you, for the concussion-

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Italy:
I need to take a quick break where's my therapy ball?
*counting in italian*
*falls*
This show is a peice of shit

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Italy:
When we're you gonna tell me we had more of these?
FUCKING GET IT RIGHT!
there's a caterpillar back here-

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