Ireland: welcome to the great cooking rivalry show!
Let's look at who is in the teams today!
Ireland: first team is.. Uk and France!
Uk: im only working with u so we don't lose against a bloody kraut
France: yes, I can live with that
Ireland: Russia and Ukraine!
Russia: give me back the knife ukraine
Ukraine: no, it's mine now >:P
Ireland: Greece and turkey!
Greece: Turkey, get your shit off my table.
Turkey: They stay here.
Greece: Take them back before I make u!
Ireland: Saudi Arabia and Iran!
Saudi Arabia: we should use a circle plate for this dish
Iran: we should use a square plate! Circle plates are shit-
Ireland: *sigh* China and Taiwan!
China: your a shit cook
Taiwan: im better than u!
Ireland: and lastly... Germany and Polan-
Wait, Germany where is poland?
Germany: polen? Polen...
*turns into reich*
Iz in the oven..
(If this offended anyone, tell me and il take it down)
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