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Top 5 of my British isles memes✨️
Not ranked, just all first-

Scotland: dom or sub?

England: I don't like subway and domino's is wierd-
*confused asexual noises*

*b l e e p✨️*

England: why are your Tongues purple?

Ireland: I got a red slushie

Scotland: I got a blue one

England: oh nice

England: ...

England: OH-!

Wales: ....you drank each other's slushies?

*b l e e p*

Wales: is this perfume or whiskey

Ireland: *downs it*

Ireland: ....

Wales: its perfume isn't it-

Ireland: y e s

*b l e e p*

Wales: Scotland get that disgusting thing out of the house!

Scotland: *holding his nessie*
England, Wales wants you out-

*b l e e p*

Scotland: *flailing around in 1 inch heels*
I don't think heels are for me-

Ireland: *pointing at him while wearing sparkly golden 6 inch heels flawlessly*
W E A K ✨️

(Everyone is male btw-)

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