Scotland: where's the buttons?
Ireland: oh, they've installed voice recognition technology in this lift they don't have any buttons.
Scotland: Voice recognition technology? In a lift? In Scotland? Have u ever tried voice recognition technology?
Ireland: no..
Scotland: it don't do scottish accents.
Ireland: eleven
Voice: could you please repeat that?
Scotland: eleven
Ireland: eleven
Scotland: eleven
Voice: Could you please repeat that?
Ireland: EL-EV-EN
Scotland: who's idea was this?
Ireland: *shrug*
Scotland: you need to try an American accent.
*clears throat*
E-leven. E-leven.
Ireland: that's sounds irish, not american
Scotland: no it doesn't-
E-leven!
Voice: im sorry, could you please repeat that?
Ireland: try an English accent aye?
*inhales*
Eelevin. Eelevin-
Voice: Please speak slowly and clearly
Ireland: SMARTASS!
Scotland: Ei-le-ven
Voice: im sorry, could you please repeat that?
Scotland: eleven! If you don't understand the language, go back to your own country!
Voice: please speak slowly and clearly
Scotland: *sliding down the wall while dying inside*
Ireland: eleven. Eleven. Eleven. Eleven!
Scotland: you just saying it the same way!
Ireland: im gonna keep sayin it till it understands scottish alrigh?
Eleven.
Eleven.
Eleven.
ELEVEN-
Scotland: OH JUST TAKE US ANYWHERE YA COW! JUST OPEN THE DOORS!
Voice: this is a voice activated elevator. Please state which floor you like to go too in a clear and calm manor.
Scotland: calm? Calm? Where's that coming from? Why's it telling people to be calm?!?!?!
Ireland: because they knew they'd be selling this to scottish people who would be going off their nuts about it!
Voice: you have not selected a floor.
Ireland: AYE, WE HAVE! ELEVEN!!
Voice: if you would like to get out of the elevator without selecting a floor, simply say "open the doors please"
Scotland: please? Please!??! Suck. My. Willy. *-_-*
Ireland: maybe we should just say please?
Scotland: *Points at speaker* im not begging that for nothin.
Ireland: *sigh* open the doors please...
Scotland: "please" pathetic.
Voice: please remain calm.
Ireland: *shouting* OH MY GOD! *Lil jig* YOU WAIT TILL I GET UP THERE! *climbs up Scotland* *Heavy breathing*
Just wait for it to speak!
Voice: you have not selected a floor-
Ireland: *gives the middle finger to the speaker* UPPPPP YOU YA COW! IF YOU DONT OPEN THESE DOORS, IM GONNA COME TO AMERICA, FIND WHATEVER DESPERATE ACTRESS GAVE YOU A VOICE, AND IM GONNA GO WITH AN ELECTRIC CHAIR FOR YE!
Scotland: Scotland ya bastard!
Ireland: SCOTLAND!
Scotland: SCOTLANDDD!
Ireland: SCOOOOOOOOOOTLANDD!!!
Scotland: FREEDOOOOMMMM!!
Ireland: FREEDOOOOOOOOM!!!
Scotland: -DOMMMMMM!
Australia: *smirking*
New Zealand: *confused while filming*
Uk: *walks off in father*
Ireland: ... *gets down*
Both: *blush in embarrassment*
Ireland: *whistles*
Scotland: *awkward laughing* going up?-
(This is JuneArtCraft if you are wondering)
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